This is gonna be a long entry…just warning ya.

Friday:

pretty
relax day. had an hour and a half convo w/ my english teacher, which
was pretty cool because we had a pretty good intelligent conversation
about a lot of stuff, including one of my fav subjects movies!

Went to cp later and raquel and i went to go see the Lacrosse game between maryland and hopkins.
Jeremiah you’re right; college lacrosse game kick ass! awesome…i
gotta go check out another one sometiems because i saw some pretty
amazing stuff out there. Even tho maryland got owned by hopkins it was
a great time…

Saturday:

Woke up to a beautiful Saturday morning. First things first . Olive juice baby… we went to umbc for the Guiness world record breaking watergun fight.
It was a lot of fun and it was more or less successful. We got 114
people to participate…not bad, but we definitely gotta get at least
300 next year! It was a lot of fun and i forgot how satisfying it was
to spray water all over someone!

Unfortunately my phone died during this time…not
because of the water but because my green tea exploded in my bag,
causing it to be filled w/ the drink w/ my phone swimming in it…aiya!
o well, that piece of crap was gonna go sooner or later….

at 6 we went to merriweather post pavillion to go watch Maroon 5 in concert!
Andy what the hell were you talking about? That concert was awesome and
maroon 5 performed very well. Funny how we kept seeing raquel’s
roommate karen on the big screen. She was in the in front row and got
to meet hte band before hand. We were on the lawn, where there were
439048350 people w/ us. Seriously, it was a sea of body! so much fun
trying to find our spot in the dark…we watched the show w/ jessica b.
and her friends. We were next to these 2 girls who smoke kept being
blown in my face, a group of shrieking high schoolers behind us who at
one point screamed (i think) “I love you! I’ll give you head!”
hahaha…o yea, and some black girls in front of us. Yea, that
surprised me since we were surrounded by preppy white teenagers haha.

Sunday:

Decent
day, but i wish i could have started it off better…eh, things happen.
Next weekend.. so at 2ish i went back home and dropped off raquel at
her house while i went w/ my parents to get a new phone for me. Ended
up gettin a new (and better plan) w/ 3 new phones for all us! i got the
best one: the v551 motorola! finally, ive caught up w/ the rest of my peers and have a camera on my phone and polytonic ring tones! oo yea…

hung
out w/ raquel a bit at her house and even played some lacrosse for the
first time since elementary/middle school years. fun stuff…i may have
to start playing that more often.

And that was my long crazy weekend haha. Leave some comments people!

and Pics:

My new phone! 

Group pic from ASIA.  Who doesnt belong?

Why do i look so creepy?

Watergun fight!

007 raquel and Master Alex Chan.  You know i dished out some ass kickin w/ that gun!

Who’s owning who??

Overall it went well…next year more better come!

Those girls behind us were the one that kept shrieking the whole show!

hell yea

Raquel’s new dog…he kept jumping on me what can i say?

Man, did not have a good pool day today but hey, i guess i cant always win right?

I posted this pic yesterday but some of yall may not have seen
it.  What are your theories on why my brother would do this??

wow…i just sold 220 dollar worth of pro shop clothes to one
guy.  damn.  i think that equal to all my previous sells
combined!

Watergun fight Saturday at noon!!!!!

—edit—

from mindbluff.com:

Marks, set…GO!!!

1: You
are competing in a race on a straight racetrack, and overtake the
runner lying in second place. In which position are you now?

Answer: If you
answered that you’re now coming first then you’re completely wrong. You
overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you’re
coming second.

Next question…

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now
in?

Answer: If you
answered second-last, once again you’re completely wrong. Think about
it…How can you overtake the person coming last? If you’re behind them
then they can’t be last. The answer is impossible!!

Anyway, here’s
another to try, don’t take any notes or use a calculator, and remember
your replies must be instantaneous. Take heart!!

3:
Take 1000. Add 40.

Add another 1000.

Add 30. 1000 again.

Plus 20. Plus 1000.

And plus 10.

What is the total?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try
again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!! Although you should manage to get the last question right…

4: Marie’s father has five daughters:

1. Chacha

2. Cheche

3. Chichi

4. Chocho

5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter’s name? Think quickly. You’ll find the answer below…

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG! It’s obviously Marie! Read the question
properly!

Sarcasm aside,
if you’ve answered NONE of these questions correctly, then you’re
probably in good company! Tricky questions (answered FAST) are like
mental illusions — fooling the brain.

Make sure you come to the World’s largest watergun fight this Saturday at the Quads!  There may be TV cameras there!

What a sweet day.  Glad that i only had one class since my arch
class got cancel, and i wont be having that class friday either! 
woohoo!

Man, they sure are making limos out of everything:

What IS my brother doing???  Old pic from trip to boston:

*edit*
This was too funny…”High School Tekken”

First Year Council and Guiness World Records are hosting the world’s biggest watergun fight right here at UMBC! The event is this Saturday, April 16, from 12:15pm-1:00pm in the Quads.
Waterguns are provided, but you may bring your own. The more people we
can get the harder it is for our record to be broken, so try to come
out and bring anybody you can!

Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity will kick off the show with a car bashing and there will be a performance by Something Good.

Please come and help make this event successful!

Singin old backstreet boys song in the gameroom w/ jose and suds was strangely…relaxing haha.

That Arch exam screwed me, and not the good kind!  I hope i did ok tho…

Besides that, today has been a pleasant day.  Played a lot of ping
pong, pool, and tennis and I relaxed outside in my backyard, sipping a
cool drink while listenin to maroon  5.  Paradise….

Corny joke:

Q: What did the Zen Master say to the guy at the hot dog stand?

A: Make me one with everything.

A better joke:

A kid walks up to his father and asks, “daddy, is god a man or a
woman?” His dad responds by saying, “I think god is both man and woman
son.”

The kid again walks to his father and asks, “daddy, is god white or
black?” His father responds by saying “son, god is both son, he’s both.”

The kid then asks, “daddy, is Michael Jackson god?”

Went to eat pho w/ people for Lai’s b-day today.  Honestly, i
thought the food could be better, especially that Thai tea…urgh, i
think it was spiked or somethign because i felt so weird
afterwards. 

Today was such a nice day!  I think i passed out in my rockin
couch in the backyard today…haha.  people should come by and
hang out sometimes *hint*

Guys, dont ever get me drunk.  I have a feeling i will act the way
i did today (singing old backstreet boy songs in a high pitch
voice…aiya!)

EXAM tomorrow AHHHH

***edit***

Lai and I during the fashion show

ASIA was a lot of fun!  I think there was a decent turn out. 
Raquel came to help out, and later roberto came to watch w/ us. 
Overall the performances were awesome (and funny!  Paris and
Nicole…haha).  Had fun helping out.  Modeling wasnt too bad
either; i hope i did fine.  Lai, you did great!  Model next
year haha.  Frankie too…you and your crazy ideas.

now im sleepin..

ASIA tonight!  It’s gonna be fun….i hope some of my friends can go.

This cat is gonna be owned!

Not the way to go:

You know you’re from Maryland if…

Fake Sin City Posters (from Capnwacky.com):

Today was a pretty dull day. 
I mean for real, really really boring! 

Internet at home isn’t cooperating….grr…

Well the only good thing today was ASIA
dress rehearsal.  The show is gonna be
great!  Lai and I still gotta work on how
we are gonna walk on stage for the fashion show tho.  Frankie and I look sweet in our Chinese outfits!  Seriously, if I was another female I would be
lusting after us haha.  This is gonna be
a great show, come if you can!  It’s at
UMBC ballroom in the University
Center building from
7pm-12am.  Door admission is 15 bucks,
but that includes buffet style dinner and a great show!

“oh man I was in band class yesterday and I was sitting there and
elisabeth was like “why’d raquel and alex break up?” and I was dude
what are you talking about?? and she was like “yeah I read it in his
xanga… it said they broke up but it didn’t say why” and I was like
dude raquel didn’t tell me. so I was really confused so I read your
xanga and apparently she didn’t scroll down and read the “april fool’s”
part, hahaha.” -Erica’s comment on my livejournal

Haha, sucker!

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

Yea, took that from kim haha

Boooo, everyone canceled on me, so i didnt play tennis! 

Gonna go watch the meade game soon…

edit——

Would you have your glasses pierced into your nose??

Does God REALLY need that to destroy us?

crazy comic using the bible: