May 9, 2012
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Re: I Got My Ass Kicked!!! (What Really Happened)
A few days ago, @Amateurprose wrote a colorful post about his experience meeting up with me this past weekend. Although he concluded that the hang out was enjoyable, he initially spun a very elaborate tale about me stirring up trouble which ended with him beaten and broken on the ground.
Well, I’m here to say this: I DID actually hurt him, but not due to the reasons he mentioned in the silly story he created.
You see, we were all trying to take some pictures together. Amateurprose, though, wasn’t exactly cooperating.
I respectfully asked him to be nice and not mess around with us. All of a sudden, he pushed me and challenged me to a fist fight right in the middle of the National Zoo. I resisted as much as I could, but he kept on egging me on to the point where I could only reply back with violence.
He got his wish. Unfortunately for him, that turned out be a HUGE mistake.
At that point, I didn’t think sorry was nearly enough to make up for the trouble he brought upon all of us and himself, so I had some…vigilante justice.
Eventually, he was able to regain consciousness in time to take a lovely group shot with @toadywonders, @AncoraImparo, my girlfriend Cindy, and myself. He did, however, had to cover up his broken jaw. Poor fella.
Don’t feel too bad for him though. Check out where his right hand is. A lot of ladies sure are going to be heartbroken when they see this! #rumors
That, my friends, is what really happened this past weekend in DC.
All jokes aside, it was great to finally meet up with the funny and charming @Amateurprose. I am honored to have taken his Xanga meet up virginity.
Comments (59)
I can’t think of a better person to break someone’s meet up cherry than you.
you took it and beat that v-card up.
Looks like you all had fun…..doesn’t matter how amateur ended up on the floor with his wallet gone anyway. XD
I’ve been saving my Xanga Meet Up Virginity for you… and @Cakalusa…. and some others.
ORGY!!!
Looks to me like you all had a lot of fun.
Ooohh… Alex meets UFC! hahaha…
Wow you sure can be intimidating. O.o
It seems fun. Alex in the other version sounds like a badass.
Perhaps this fantastic deviation from the truth is just an extension of the Peyote trip you were on. Whatever the ACTUAL truth is, getting the holy hell beaten out of me led to being nursed back to health by smokin hot @AncoraImparo . I’d take 100 ass beating for that!!! Actually, the one ass beating I did take was the equivalent to 100 ass beatings, so I guess i’d take a hundred more.
Anyway, despite the vicious pummeling, it was a great day. And you’re going to Kings Dominion with AncoraImparo and I. It’s happening. Accept it, and move forward. And tell @toadywonders that his ass is going too.
Nice Jersey Shore reference, brah.
I knew there was another version of these events! It is obvious from the pics that your version of the incident in question seems to be spot on. I know how @amateurprose tends to recreate facts to fit his fantasies. I would very much like to hear the version of the story from @ancoraimparo and @toadywonders…..
Oh, and don’t worry, I won’t tell Cindy about the hand massage I gave you….
Lol!
YEAHHH BUDDY.
We have to hang out with you come to NYC!
=)
*tehehe* =D
(Gasp) I can’t believe he is cheating on me.He can’t help it.He is such a slut.
So abusive!
Cindy’s all like, Fine I’ll be in the picture, but I am way too cool for this storyline….lol
Looks like fun!
I’m still not sure if Cindy’s totally understood what she’s gotten herself into. HER BF GETS PHYSICALLY VIOLENT!
@the_rocking_of_socks - Aw, thank you. I broke his cherry good.
@sonychak - the ASSCAT way
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - so that’s how you like to see him eh? I’ll note that for next time I meet him
@laytexduckie - You’ve already met up with a Xangan though, so it’s already broken! Can’t be a born again Xanga virgin!
@Grannys_Place - It was pleasant =)
@ElusiveWords - Bringing out my old Tae Kwon Do training here
@leaflesstree - damn right! …BOO
@simplysuzu - So I’m not badass in this version?? =(
@amateurprose - We will see. See, we will.
@fLiPgUy31O - OH YEH!
@Kellsbella - hand massage what? I must not have been conscious during that… =O
@CaKaLusa - YEAHHHH BOYYYY
@Lordv16 - @babixling - teehee!
@mycontinuity - We better! Jose is looking forward to hanging out with you too
@cdedodgethis - what a man whore! Shameful.
@nov_way - =D
@lovelybish - isn’t that how everyone likes it?
@BranmacFeabhail - haha, that sounds about right
@Thatslifekid - tis was!
@whotakethmycoke - only against others! Must protect!
@amateurprose - well in that case I will gladly kick your ass any time.
Now Alex, I know where you live. you are coming with us to KD!
or at least tofu palace
@Roadlesstaken – True, but there is always the first for a gang-Xang.
@amateurprose - You poor guy
!
Looks like someone got his ass kicked real good LOL
And thats why you don’t mess with a Tennis player Amateurprose just go his ball bounced!
lol
@AncoraImparo - Tofu Place it is! Or, spa house!
@laytexduckie - Gang-Xang are delightful, I have to admit
@RestlessButterfly - he’ll survive, no worries
@KnightInCROATIANarmor - he deserved it, trust me
@SaintBlue1131 - That statement can be taken so wrong haha
Looks like a fun meetup!
LOLOL I love your look of complete glee while murdering people! you’d be my favorite serial killer.
@lucylwrites - It wasn’t too shabby
@ShimmerBodyCream - I’ll take that as a compliment! We should join forces someday.
@Roadlesstaken - deeeal. I kill children.
Funny stuff. I didn’t realize @ancoraimparo was so hot.
@ShimmerBodyCream - That’s fine, as long as I get the disabled folks.
@RushmoreJ - Looks like Amateurprose called dibs
@Roadlesstaken -
XD
You’re officially now Xanga’s Ken and Ryu! ”HADOUKEN!!”
Sounds like fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zoo always brings out the best (animal instinct) in people
You pimp. How many meet up v cards have you taken?!
G@Roadlesstaken - @amateurprose - Go for it man. Good luck. Perhaps another Xangan romance in the offing.
@maniacsicko - that will show everyone not to mess with me!
@bluepillorredpill - You mean like this http://x75.xanga.com/168f8061c2c33279133592/w222356243.png
@WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption - tis was!
@rudyhou - Haha, I guess you could say that
@eatandrant - over 9000!!!!!
@Roadlesstaken - Yeah! You should do one with him doing a SHORYUKEN!!!
Thought you were serious until I saw you guys posing for the pictures. I read the guy’s post and was surprised to hear that you were in jail…and then I realized THAT was a joke too and I laughed. Good trolling
@eRicSpellsRice - Oh naive child…
hahaha both sides of this story are hilarious. the pic of you standing over him is still the best LOL whatever you’re doing looks hilarious, is that a flex your muscles move or what? haha It looks like a great meet up, I’m sure it was tons of fun!
@Fireflywishes - Yup, showing off my dominance! That’s how I do.
cindy is cute.
@jeannie_dot_com - I suppose she is =)
Ha!
@amateurprose - You are entertaining. HAHA.
Pwnage.
So how much money did you “make” that day?
And dammit, I kept looking at his left hand thinking you were referring to “my” right. That took a while to figure out. Derp!
@Lynn1013 - I always deliver the pain
@paperblanks - Oh you silly Canadians!
Nice!