December 13, 2011
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Whose Bra is This?
Hey everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates the past couple of weeks. I’ve been doing and preparing for a lot of things lately, which I will go into more details in my next post. In the mean time, I wanted to tell you all about a funny conversation between my mom and grandma that I witnessed first hand.
Yesterday, I was at my parent’s home getting a hair cut from my mom. In the middle of it, we started hearing commotion coming from my grandma’s room. Soon after, my grandma came over to talk to my mom. Here’s a rough transcript of what followed…
Grandma: “WHY IS YOUR BRA IN MY DRAWER?”
Mom:
“WHAT?!”
Grandma: “Your bra! What is it doing in my drawer?!”
Mom (annoyed): “Why would I put my bra there?”
Grandma: “I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking you!”
Mom: “Well no way is it mine!”
Grandma: “It’s not mine either! Come take a look!”
Mom: “What, no I’m busy! You bring it over!”
Grandma: “Okay, hold on. You’ll see!”
(Grandma leaves and come back with bra, out of view from me so I can’t see)
Grandma: “Here! This is yours, right?”
Mom (looks):
“HAHAHA, really? I would NEVER wear something as ugly and cheap as that!”
Grandma (confused): “If it’s not yours or mines, whose is it..?”
Mom: “It probably IS yours and you just forgot you had it. Did you ever think of that?”
Grandma (walks away): “…I swear I haven’t seen it before…okay…”
(Mom returns back to cutting my hair)
Mom: “Sigh! Crazy woman, thinking that cheap bra is mine. Who does she think I am?”
(Brief awkward silence)
Mom: “She actually thought I would own a bra…MADE IN CHINA?? PSH!”
Me: ……
(Mom looks at me, then laughs out loud. Exactly like this.)
I have to admit, I’m a little curious as to where that bra came from if it’s really not my grandma’s. I guess the world will never know.
Comments (91)
Maybe from one of your women… :p LOL But this is a funny story!
Anytime I find an unexplained bra, I don’t even suspect Fred. I know it’s Kett’s. haha
dang your mom be bra-allin!
hahaha it bet it was from you and your escapades… blaming it on your grandmother, for shame!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Alex, just own up and claim your bra. Your poor grandma must be so confused and your rack must be in dire need of some support.
You have to reign in your girlfriends, Alex.
What a mystery!
If you find out who it belongs to, it just might be THE Christmas miracle!
Funny story!
HUGS!
The case of the mysterious bra…. I think the culprit is you! (what suuperstar said)
You live with your mum and your grandma…it ain’t a girlfriends!
It must be your brother’s.
@oxyGENE_08 - I was actually worried about that for a moment…wait what.
@chicbananas - That does make sense haha
@Cucumber_Melonhead - Too braller yo
@suuperstar - I have noooo idea what you’re talking about
@bittersweetromantic - you too, I have nooooo idea what you’re talking about
@nimbusthedragon - There’s just too many. You know how it is Liz.
@AdamsWomanFell - Idk, it may remain an unsolved mystery
@MzKeekz - I have noooo idea what her or you are talking about
@Bricker59 - I was actually visiting my parent’s home. I live in a different state now.
@sonychak - He is known to buy cheap things…
This cracked me up hahaha! My mom and I have had that argue so many times.
@Roadlesstaken - That might be best!
You could donate the mystery-bra to good-will. Tis the season of giving!
lol cute story! U need sherlock
Back in college, we had a 3rd stinky room mate in the dorms who we tried to send subtle hints about his horrid post-lacrosse odor. Repeatedly we were like, “Is this [unopened, brand new] stick of deodorant yours?” hoping his young “ooo free stuff” sense would kick in and take it. He never did.
Hope that wasn’t the case between Grandma, Mom, and the mystery bra.
funny! i love the pictures!
LOL! funny story
funny – maybe you can determine who it belongs to by size of bra?
Maybe dad has a night job.
@SoftVoiceThatWhispersLies - Really? As in a bra appears on one of your drawers and you don’t know whose it is?
@AdamsWomanFell - Idk, sounds kinda weird if I were to ask my grandma out of the blue “hey, can I have that bra?” haha
@miss_dizzao - Perhaps I’ll gain some wisdom from him after watching his second movie coming out soon!
@drung888 - Haha, nice suggestion technique there…had it work =P
@five_twenty - @LillyVRose - thanks =)
@babixling - I don’t feel THAT curious to do that and figure out my mom and grandma’s bra size. urghh
@laytexduckie - Are you suggesting my dad is a cross dressing hooker? Well, are ya?
it usually happens when we’re going laundry. One comes through and we have no clue where it came from. It’s either the drier eats a sock or it produces a foreign bra. Laundry days are always exciting around here. haha
@Roadlesstaken - Maybe your dad just makes bras as a side thing and sells them. Perhaps he made one extra and couldn’t fit that one with the rest. In a sense, it is made in China.
@laytexduckie - Ah, I didn’t see it that way haha
@Roadlesstaken - *points at you* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(… writing this down …) WHENEVER A WOMAN IS TOO SMUG (… in troll book …) SNEAK A CHINESE BRA INTO HER DRAWER.
Thanks, Alex, this is a great help.
Course if it had been your grandma’s thern your mom just basically said she wears cheap chinese bras too o.0
And other commenters have said it but the truth needs to come out Alex, which one of your lady friends is missing a bra?
And if not then, I deman you post a pic of this Bra and then let the guilty party come forward!
Funny story. I enjoyed the rage faces included with it
Haha cute
this is just too halarious.
Could be mine
i think it’s cute that your mom cuts your hair
You should have interjected, “It’s my bra, Mom and Grandma” and see what sort of reaction you would have got.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD that is all XD jk , but that was really funny.
It’s one of your Bras! =O It must be pretty convenient to have your mom cut your hair for you. My dad tried doing that before, but he was quite horrible at it (I wouldn’t go to school the next day).
Pshaw, come on…you know it’s yours
your brother’s?
lol that’s a pretty funny story. Put a smile on my face. love it!
Lol, I think it’s funny your mom took a stab at Chinese garments…
@we_deny_everything - Anytime!
@BFB1131 - Alas, I never saw this mystery bra so no pictures! Oh well, missed opportunity.
@xdeelynnx - They fitted so perfectly that I had to use them!
@YouToMe - =)
@n_breezy - That’s why I had to post it!
@eatandrant - You apparently just admitted that 1) you’re a lover of mine and 2) you own cheap, ugly bras made from China.
@banZaii_itZ_keIk0o - she works as a hair stylist, so might as well get my hair cut from her since it’s good and free!
@DraculVanHelsing - I think I was still too much in shock by the conversation topic to do anything haha
@itsayanav - It is, hence why I had to post it!
@AzureRecollections - My dad was bad too, always clipping my ear in the process =(
@firetyger - Shhh!
@CaKaLusa - Nah, he wears a bro
@Dobserver - Glad it did!
@oOo_itsJuJu - What can I say, she has some high standards for her undergarments.
Where’s the poop, Alex?
WHERE’S THE POOP???
@Roadlesstaken - Lol, that’s nice to know…
I find this conversation to be very odd, and so typically Chinese. ROTFL
It was my bra, brah.
As long as the bra is not yours… should be okay, I guess. Or is it yours?
loolll… what an interesting convo to witness
you sure it’s not yours? from like a one-two-five night stands?
lol You should plant some strange underpants in both your mother’s and grandmother’s drawers and then sit and just enjoy the show!
now i all knew…
maybe grandma had a good night with one of her girlfriends?
hahah, cool story
@Roadlesstaken - I knew it! Tsk tsk
Send it back to me, will ya? I’ll be more careful next time.
I think the answer is obvious: someone in your home has been working with dark magickal forces beyong the understanding of most humans. There’s no other possible explanation. I can cleanse your home of all dark magick (and simultaneously fill it with light, happy magick) . For a small fee, of course…
Sounds like a sitcom!
@bittersweetromantic - LOL!! Awesome.
haha M.I.C.
Sorry that was my bra :/
@stupid_systemus - I have nooooo idea what you’re talking about
@Femme003 - Haha, is it really typically Chinese? What parts?
@fLiPgUy31O - You know you’re like my mom and only go for the good stuff so it can’t be yours
@RestlessButterfly - Again, the world will never know!
@karen0z – For realz. I’m glad I can blog about it!
@smile4leena - I’m pretty sure I cleaned up everything after that…
@TiredSoVeryTired - Devious prank….I like!
@howsthewheather - Nope, it just happened the other day. I didn’t even get to see it.
@stadsjongen - Oh man, I do not want to think about my grandma like that.
@whyzat - On it!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I don’t know, I heard all magic comes with a price…and not just money =O
@CareyGLY - I know right??
@mrqtran - M.I.C.?
@fabolousclown - I’m sorry my mom disapproves of it
you gotta love those crazy mom LOLs. haha
@Roadlesstaken - LOL!! If you change your mind…
I kind of wonder if your gran’s boobs would be like your mom’s boobs.. cause wouldnt that be what a girl thinks too? …..?!
Hahaha “a bra made in China” You’re mom is awesome =)
LOL maybe someone broke into the house and planted the bra. I don’t know what that would accomplish, other than to possibly inspire this hilarious conversation.
@christianplainandsimple - Crazy grandmas, too!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I will consider your offer no worries. Very tempting.
@philanthropic_sinner - Gah, too much imagery there. THANKS
@suefa_lee - I can’t believe she said that, considering we’re you know, Chinese.
@leaflesstree - Interesting theory. I’ll add that to my list!
That’s a bizarre conversation! giggles. So your grandparents live with your parents?
@Smokin_SultrySally - Yep, as is tradition.
@Roadlesstaken - I’ll bet it’s easier when it’s a tradition. That way nobody feels so put upon on either side, it’s just expected. We Americans should adopt that tradition, but I doubt we will.
@Smokin_SultrySally - It does make sense when you think about it. Parents take care of you when you’re younger, then the young take care of the parents when their older.
Its funny how a blonde wig and hairbow is all you need to make a male a female on the internet.
@SlackerSociety - It’s funny how almost anything can become a meme now!
Hahhahahahaha haawkward…..lol yo mama must wear the Victoria secret bras… lol
Are you sure the bra didn’t come from your stash? I think it might have…
@jeannie_dot_com - probably, the good stuff!
@LitlKittyKat - Hey, I keep track of the bras I have!
@Roadlesstaken - This part Mom: “Sigh! Crazy woman, thinking that cheap bra is mine. Who does she think I am?” “She actually thought I would own a bra…MADE IN CHINA?? PSH!” [It's NOT MY stuff, and since it's cheap, it's BENEATH ME to have.... = loathing and indignation.] And adding in the fact that she is cutting your hair. LMFAO Was this in Cantonese? I’m trying to figure out the words used…..bwahahah
@Femme003 - Yup, all Canto haha. Btw, my mom is a hair stylist so that’s another reason why I trust her to cut my hair.
well it’s not mine…wait, what?
@wyrdkismet - Yeah, I have yours with me safe and sound…wait, what?
@Roadlesstaken - xD
Hahahaha.
Wow. Awkward-meter has no scale for that, hahahaha!
@Lynn1013 - Maybe if I had seem them comparing bras it would have been more awkward.
haha, uh oh! oh my! X) that’s funny…also slightly awkward X)!
@phosphor_stars - Just slight?
Lol. How cute!