October 31, 2011
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We Are All Motherfn’ Monsters!
Something bad has happened to Team ASSCAT. Similar to a previous event that happened last year, Halloween has changed each member into different, frightening creatures. Before, we were all decent (more or less) human beings. Now, look what has become of us…
This transformation has forced all of us to turn against one another. We each set off to gather our own legions of supernaturals to fight along side us just in case we are ever forced to do battle with our former comrades. In the end, ASSCAT members turned fellow Xangans into hellish monsters to join their crews:
@FlipGuy31O ‘s Demons
@swtaznxtc90, @dayrab, @MissMaritimes, @ItisallGravy
@SonyChak ‘s Witches
@Hello_Bianca, @ArmyWife4Life2007, @bittersweetromantic, @iones_island
@Junbelievable08 ‘s Werewolves
@smile4leena, @Joanna_said_SO, @VaneDave, @Godlessliberal
@Cakalusa ‘s Zombies
@itsayanav, @BFB1131, @lovejennyy, @Titan35
@Roadlesstaken ‘s Vampires
@Cestovatelka, @ladiiee, @seedsower, @pika_whoosh
@Timmmmmmy ‘s Ghouls
Which group do you least want to run into alone?
Comments (114)
haha, thanks, Alex
We look great
I AINT SCURRED
ATTACCCKKKK
NYUGH *GARGLE GRUMBLE* *BITE*
i actually think Flip’s (my zombie master) group is da best
I’d take my chances with the zombies. the ghouls look like they’d fuck up my world inside out.
I’m pretty scary
uuhhh.. wow. haha
LMAO. Holy flippin’ shit, this is awesome. I’m happy that I’m on the same legion as you, Alex.
aw great, this is gonna look weird, i had laser hair removal done down there but i’m hairy everywhere else lol.
TEAM WEREWOLVES!!!!!
shawn, you’re my asian jacob!
lol
but you never miss your father or just feel lost in the rain..?
this is so awesome.
Thanks Alex, this is awesome! Team Ghouls all the way!
DEMONNNNNNS
Awesome! How did you generate these scary images?
For me, it’s a tie between the witches and the demons.
This is an awesome post! I love how you all were able to generate scary faces for everyone!
Hahaha hope you don’t mind me whacking this on my fb alex XD
damn we’re ugly.
All of them need Proactive Solution and several trips to the dentist.
I kind of getting aroused.
LOL I love it! Team vampire FTW!
Hehehe. Nice.
omg you know how i feel about those photos…..
I has a machete and doesn’t afraid of anything.
You folks is down right ugly.
I say sonlay because that tongue thing freaks me out. Everyone else, however? SEXYYY
@lovejennyy - Thanks for letting me zombify you!
@Timmmmmmy - BRING IT
@swtaznxtc90 - So biased!
@BenelliMan - It’s the eyes man. Just don’t stare into them and you might make it out alive.
@suggestivetongue - I’m pretty happy with the way yours turned out
@iones_island - do you approve of your new hot look?
@Cestovatelka - You better make a good comrade!
@Joanna_said_SO - Just had the most funny image of you. Brrrrrr!
@JessicaMilk - huh?
@christianplainandsimple - thanks!
@suefa_lee - Do I sense some bias here?
@fLiPgUy31O - you too, how biased!
@Sheegwa - an iPhone app =D
@oOo_itsJuJu - it’s not too hard to make them, so it’s my pleasure!
@pika_whoosh - I suppose it’s alright… =)
@sonychak - Girls dig this look. Trust me.
@bluepillorredpill - What are you trying to say here in your comment, hmmm?
@Ricardo98 - Perfect, just the way we wan-, wait, that’s not right!
@Ladiiee - Hellz yeah! We suck! (in a good way)
@Rainboxx - thanks!
@suuperstar - turns you on, if I remember correctly….right?
@grammarboy - That might fair well with zombies, but we’ll see how it works with the others!
@Grannys_Place - Thank you! We aim to please!
@JustPlainMorgie - I knew you like that freaky stuff.
These are awesome!!! Uh um… I’m not scared, I’m packing silver bullets. Hehe
Scary creatures, I don’t want to be here.
@Roadlesstaken - oh yeah
Whoosh is a sad pand… er… vampire
I’m going to have sweet dreams of all of you tonight, pretty beasties
the zombies creep me out most!
Yipes!
Def don’t wanta run into your group =P
and I’m creeped by the spiders on me, usually I’d run and scream the other direction, hah.
meow…. seriously…. all I can imagine when I look at my picture is… meow…. and cry. ^_^*
Awesome job on the effects…
I kind of getting aroused.
haha thats cool!
Happy Halloween.
i looove it!
I gotta say Timmeh and Sonlay really make me uncomfortable. Oh, and those effects are creepy too.
I am so glad I am Zombie! These are so good . You make things fun and are so appreciated, I really do love you,thank you!
Hahahaha very cool
I was looking forward to a hijabi vampires looool 
I used to hunt, so I definitely know how to handle weapons… and I think I can be a good biter too ;D lol. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back!
Dave is the happiest werewolf ever!
haha. These are always fun. That is actually a good look for me. I may grow my hair out.
You’re all really ugly. I’d shit if I saw any of you :/
Dude, that’s awesome! haha. Thanks for the great laugh! Happy Halloween my friend!
@livexlovexlaughter - That works on the werewolves maybe, but let’s see how effective that will be against the others!
@RestlessButterfly - You should befriend us then so we will be on your side to protect you
@arenadi - he’s sad because he drained his victim too fast to really enjoy it
@karen0z - Do you watch The Walking Dead?
@kaiori - BOO!
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - well in this scenario, spiders are controlled by you!
@smile4leena - Meow?? No, it’s suppose to be more like a GRRRRR!!
@armnatmom - thanks!
@saimee2011 - So much arousals happening. Who would have thought?
@ShimmerBodyCream - Thank ya
@MissMaritimes - Thanks, I like the way yours turned out
@nimbusthedragon - Says the girl with the super creepy Halloween costume
@seedsower - Thanks! You’re actually a vampire this year haha. Noticed the fangs?
@fabolousclown - Would you like to be turned into one?
@Cestovatelka - A good biter huh? Kinky!
@CaKaLusa - because he just rip apart somebody like it’s nothing!
@vanedave - I dig it. Your wife would love it too.
@eatandrant - MUHAHAHAHA
@Titan35 - Glad you liked it!
Ha, I am! Ha, am a little slow.
@Roadlesstaken - give it a try (; (;
@Roadlesstaken - Just a little biased. I would have chosen your team, but you put me with the Ghouls so I gotta cheer for my team!
@fabolousclown - Check your FB!
I wouldn’t want to run into those witches. They are some creepy looking kids!!! haha
@Roadlesstaken - Why do I look so pretty? Hahahaha thanks a lot Aleeex. Love it much
wouldn’t wanna run into the werewolvesss.
Whow I’m one badass lookin’ Zombie!
BRRRAAAINNNSSSS!!!
Happy Haloween Everyone
Shweet. Have yourselves a magnificent Halloween!
@EetMorJello - The others aren’t creepy?!
@AsToldByKatie - Better avoid being out during a full moons.
@BFB1131 - Your teeth are amazing!
@feyenigma - thanks, you too!
Aw, too bad you guys don’t look like that on a normal, everyday basis
@Roadlesstaken - No, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you. You guys scare the hell outta me.
@Roadlesstaken - I actually do! But they don’t always show close ups of the walkers’ faces. XD
these are so awesome!! who did the ps on them?? i want one of my pictures doneeee lol.
i’d least like to run into the werewolves. unless his name is jacob…then i’ll be ok with it.
@rpghero27 - Who says we aren’t? Maybe we’re just hiding all of this under heavy, heavy make-up
@grizzlybearr - I made them using my trusty iPhone. Here’s yours: http://xa7.xanga.com/ebee0005c4235279487905/w222642206.jpeg . You like?
ahhh the good ole iphone *beats self up for buying a droid*. that’s incredible though! lol. i was sure it was all photoshop. and thanks! who knew monsters took mirror pics!
@grizzlybearr - Wrong, vampires are unable to have a mirror image of themselves. speaking of which I am in a coffin resting until evening starts.
@Roadlesstaken - Happy Halloween, you are so lucky to be a zombie. Huffington post for today has a whole zombie section. Is it true that zombies attack non zombies for their braaaains?I’ll drink (blood) to that….
ewwwwwwwwww my teeth XD
so beautiful, it’s scary!
@pika_whoosh: you look so dashing lor!
@PPhilip - I’m a vampire here, so I’ll be drinking blood with you too
@itsayanav - So you’re fine with the wounds on your face, eh?
@wyrdkismet - Aren’t the most beautiful things haunting in some way?
@Roadlesstaken - stop picturing me bottomless! not nice!
@Joanna_said_SO - hey, you made me. Don’t play the innocence card! Only I can do that around here!
@Roadlesstaken - ha! you’re right! only the not-so-innocent ones can play the innocent cards lol. i’m innocent so i don’ tneed to.
Nah, I’m going to avoid the whole lot of you! Ha ha!
@christao408 - No, you should join us. JOIN US!
I can’t see all the pictures but the werewolves are pretty scary. Happy Halloween
Hahaha! Freakin’ awesome!!!
@CityofClass - Happy Halloween!
@Geesha - thanks!
LMAO! What program are you using?
@AmeliaHart - iMut8r on the iPhone!
I’m sure people will still think you’re hot… fangs and all. hahahaha….
@ElusiveWords - Why fang yo-, I mean, thank you!
omgomgomgomg i just skipped the post to the bottom ahhh.
@banZaii_itZ_keIk0o - Is that your way of asking me to turn you into a monster? =)
Uhh…def. the zombies *cowers in my polarbear costume*
@whale_on_a_tree - Perhaps the polar bear costume would confuse the zombies
Awesome dude!
haha they are tolerable XD
thx I won’t be able to sleep tonight
@fromprivatetopublic - thanks!
@nooitzben - no problem!
scary scary… i’m not really into scary stuff… guess I’ve seen plenty of the real thing…
@tribong_upos - like actual zombies, vampires, monsters, etc.?
ALL of ‘em
Yup, I remember how you turned me into a zombie at last year’s Halloween!
@icapillas - You never looked prettier, right? =)
@Keeko1 - Even vampire me? You can trust me. Now, why don’t you follow me over to this hidden alley…
y u no have vampire survival guide available??! haha at least there’s that zombie survival guide…for every other group, i guess i’ll have to run. and thanks for the bday wishes
@mizz_fabolicious - Have you read the zombie survival guide? It was surprisingly well written and made sense.
@Roadlesstaken - lolol
@Roadlesstaken - yes!! so true. ever since i read it, i find myself thinking more about escape tactics..like if i watch any movie that has a high security building with bolted doors and gates, i think “i would like to live here for a zombie attack”…lol or when i see a tree “oh, right, zombies can’t climb!”
@mizz_fabolicious - Did you watch Limitless? If so, I totally thought the same thing when the main character invested in a secured apartment that was high in the sky and bolt from the outside.
@Roadlesstaken - LOL YEA, that’s like a fortress against hardcore zombie attacks…lol and popping some NZT wouldn’t hurt either, you can fully use all your brainpower to scheme and maneuver your way out of tough zombie situations =P
@mizz_fabolicious - Haha I hadn’t even thought about the NZT. I like your taste and style!
@Roadlesstaken - thanks! that’s how i roll…zombie-less!
such attractive people
Haha. Oh man… it’s like you guys opened up the gates of hell
@AzureRecollections - Let me know if you want to join the hell club!
Timmy’s ghouls
- not as scary n ugly looking
- they r slow
- I kill ghouls all the the time in world of Warcraft. Ahahha
I would not be afraid of any of them, only the spammers on Xanga (who send silly messages I seen your profile etc)
@my_final_username - Yeah, I don’t dare try to imitate them. Too fearful!
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