October 27, 2011
-
Urgh, First World Problems! (Video)
Click on the clip below to hear me whine about an oh so crucial matter that I’m dealing with right now. It’s okay, please don’t feel bad for me after you hear about this horrible pain and suffering I’m going through:
Joking aside, I really do not get why there’s only ever just one that appears at any given time. Do they somehow know when one dies, so it gets replaced right away? Is it a family member exacting revenge on me for killing a kin? Is it actually the same one, but reincarnated to haunt me forever? I really wonder…
Anyway, that’s my current first world problem. What first world problems are troubling you lately? Let me know. Remember, misery loves company!
BTW, here’s a sneak preview of my upcoming Halloween post. Say hello to the beautiful Team ASSCAT!
Notice something different about us? Hint: it’s not new haircuts.
Comments (78)
I can’t see the video from my phone but I’m guessing you’re talking about fruit flies? One attacked me when I was at your place lol.
Electric fly swatters. Nuff said.
My Boyfriend took my Xbox away from me!!!! =[[
Your brother seems to be enjoying that wiimote a little more than he should.
Insect spray will solve the problem! LOL
@HeLLo_Bianca - nailed it!
LMAO that vid was actually hilarious. also ur prof pic FRAEKED ME OUT
psh definitely not boys! only love hairy men.
making a list…checking it twice…gonna find out…
my problems don’t require a fly swatter. you just need matrix speed to solve yours.
baha sofa knee duud
Recently there was a fly in my apartment that followed me everywhere I went. At first I thought I had lots of flies in my place, then I realized it was just one that followed me from room to room. I let it live. It survived a couple of weeks.
i had to eat soggy cereal today
My microwave didn’t heat my food well enough. DAMN IT
Getting tiramisu, cream puffs, cheesecake, and ice cream on my birthday and stressing out on which one to eat first! haha
Haha, your poor brother… I need to get through grad school already! I’m losing my momentum; and right now isn’t a good time for that! It’s like Senioritis X1000000.
How did you get through your last year??
Hahaa, swatting your little brother. Killing 2 birds with one stone?
glad my glasses still fit.
Man, you’re brother’s pretty dope. haha
current first world problem: living on the top bunk. It’s really obnoxious when I always forget things or have to get down off my bed several times in a row and then climb back up =P
lol! your brother cracked me up. I hate fruit flies! always flyin’ ’round mah damn mouth while i’m eating.
Ha!
Your vid has me snort-laughing! 
As adorable as you are…dare I say it…dare I admit it…your pesty little brother…is even MORE adorable!! He is! I love his expressions! HA! 
All my problems pale in comparison to your problem, Alex.
HUGS!
Oh…and what is different about the ASSCATS? They look the same as always to me.
Your ASSCAT teammates shouldn’t have left that stinky durian in your house!
Yikes!!!! You guys are scarier than fruit flies!
You bad guy! YOU misuse and abuse YOUR BROTHER.
Timmy is fucking genius!!!
^ so smart
hahah that is funny! lol i dont know why i always find ur videos to be hilarious.. boy i have a bigger problem… adhd my mind always wanders n i cant control it
Hah, you poor thing =P
I think Sonlay’s fits him well, hah.
@HeLLo_Bianca - They attack everyone! We found out one of the sources; while cleaning, we found one of Matt’s old beers spilled out so a lot of flies were hovering over it -_-
@pika_whoosh - I should electrify my whole room! What’s the worse that could happen?
@MillySonka - How come? Were you grounded? =P
@stupid_systemus - What Wiimote? He’s not holding one.
@CurryPuffy - If only I can find the source!
Your brother is so game. I wonder what you do to bribe him. Anyway, why Sonlay’s gotta to be the scariest one. haha
@julieae - You’re surprise it could be entertaining?!
@wyrdkismet - So you got 99 problems but a fly ain’t one?
@mrqtran - Haha thanks
@Lynn1013 - Did another one appear in it’s place, more lively than before?
@eatandrant - Report this injustice to the papers, NAO!
@CaKaLusa - If only there was a way to reheat things again…
@jhesyka - That is a really tough choice. I wish you luck on that endeavor.
@oOo_itsJuJu - I think we all get senioritis towards the end haha. I may not be the best person to ask since I procrastinated a lot, but in the end I think that stress from the procrastination helped power me through.
@x3style - you know it!
@sonychak - You can use your tongue to adjust your glasses now…among other things.
@fLiPgUy31O - your, not you’re fool! =)
@JustPlainMorgie - ever fallen off?
@LillyVRose - I’m always worried it will get stuck in my food and before I knew it…I ate it. Yuck.
@AdamsWomanFell - You caught me, that’s just us from the other day.
@rpghero27 - Yes…it was just a durian we left in the house. Definitely no bodies…
@Ampbreia - Maybe this way it will finally leave me alone!
@RestlessButterfly - He volunteered =)
@RulerofMasons - I bet he’d like hearing that.
@Timmmmmmy - how narcissistic of you
@discover_hienie - which is what?
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or insult…haha
@oxyGENE_08 - he just wanted to make a video! No bribing required.
@Roadlesstaken - I wish it was that easy! Then I’d get it back in a day or so. I guess to be fair, he didn’t take it, but he knew if he asked, I’d give it to him… for 6 months -_-
@Roadlesstaken - hahaha no, I haven’t, but that would be a real problem. although also quite funny.
You’re videos kill me. I guess some people can be funny as hell with out being vulgar. Asshole : )
@amateurprose - Thanks jerk! =D
lol @your brother. Anw, why Sonychak looks like that? WHY?
Lmao, flies are evil in general. Yesterday I had to kill this nasty centipede-like bug right before it tried to hide away from me.
@Roadlesstaken - Unfortunately no, haha. But I wouldn’t mind if one did, it was oddly kind of cute.
@Roadlesstaken - cue doctor pepper jingle XD
@Roadlesstaken - Lol! I’m not a good procrastinator, but perhaps it’s worth a shot? Didn’t you feel stressed a lot?
Haha, loved the reenactment.
Haha, loved the reenactment.
LMFAO!!! My solution? I turn on the tv so they’ll be attracted to light then BOOM! SQUISH! ^_^
first world problems? Not having my size on those shoes that are on sale! &^%&*&
@fabolousclown - That’s him without makeup
@Keeko1 - At least those are slow!
@oOo_itsJuJu - YES, especially since I had a lot of presentations and I was working full time too
@randaness - I love the double comment =)
@Ladiiee - TV…why didn’t I think of that?!
Aww poor little fruit fly he looked so full of life and annoying joy
As for how to deal with it, easy!
Life in a place where for half the year EVERYTHING dies because of the bitter inescapable cold :S
HAHA and Zombie Flipguy is going to give me bad dreams
@BFB1131 - He’s actually a demon haha
Hahaha, yeah fruit flies are annoying but luckily, I’ve only dealt with them once but since that summer is over, I don’t have to worry about insects and flies buzzing around my computer monitor or me.
You and your brother are too cute seriously, especially your brother. I wouldn’t be surprised if he WAS the fruit fly. Lol
@Roadlesstaken - Bah. I didn’t even notice -_-
@Roadlesstaken - Exactly. He’s tugging away.
I cried for you
@Hinase - He made that contraption of his in less than a half hour! I just told him to look somewhat like a fly and he did that. Pretty creative.
@Nushirox2 - Oh no!
@Roadlesstaken - that’s exactly right!
I’m not sure if this is a first world problem, but I’m kinda trying to figure out how to get a Japanese iTunes Gift-Card.
@QxM - Haha, why a Japanese one? And yes, this counts as a first world problem.
put dish soap and vinegar in a bowl. couple squirts of both.
@Roadlesstaken - Because it only accepts payment with Japanese Yen.
Y’all are hilarious!! Loved the video! Lmao! I don’t have a problem right now but I hate when you hear a mosquito buzzing by your ear but you don’t see it to kill it! Ugh!! Team ASSCAT….y’all never brushed y’all teeth? EVER??? Lol
I have too much clothes so my room looks messy
fruitflies are annoyin
Oyyy! I am digging those wings. And I like Team ASSCAT’s makeover. ;D
@RestlessButterfly - that’s what younger sibs are for!
Hehe nice! I like the feeling of your house. Has a nice warm feel to it!
I have the same problem! Where do they keep comin’ from? I thought it was my raw garbage, like rotting fruit peels ‘n veggies, but I covered that months ago and they’re still here!! Well, at least it’s not penisroaches, right? Really wouldn’t wanna have those crawlin’ around our beds at night!! hehe
oooops I made a mistake! I meant to say “cockroaches” haha
@twilike - Right! Now I know why my big sisters always victimized me!
@twilike - It’s okay if I victimize you too, right? ^
Take a slice of banana and place it within a jar. Use a piece of paper and make a cone with a small tip to place it within the jar. Tape the paper shut. The fruit flies will now fly into the jar to get @ the banana, but won’t be able to get back out. Problem solved? I hope this makes sense (=
@twilike - hahahaha, penisroaches. Classic!
@ShimmerBodyCream - almost as annoying as little brothers!
@livexlovexlaughter - brushing teeth is so overrated
@lovejennyy - As long as you can find your stuff, it’s fine!
@karen0z - Thanks! Check out my newest entry to see others’ makeovers
@babixling - …YOU GENIUS!
that video is hilarious haha
@buiptammy - thank ya
Your brother is a riot and it looks like he’s still growing!
@ElusiveWords - I hope so. I predict he’ll be taller than me, so he has a couple inches at least to do that!
Tried getting rid of those rotten bananas? I think fruit flies magically arise from them!
@whyzat - No bananas here! Hmmm….
I sometimes forget that sarcasm doesn’t work when writing unless it’s accompanied by a winking emoticon! I didn’t seriously think you had bad fruit sitting around your house! BTW, when I DO have bananas that are past their prime, I freeze them; then I have them when I crave banana muffins. Just throwin’ it out there