July 31, 2011
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Introducing…Team ASSCAT!
You may or may not have seen the above banner floating around recently. @Cakalusa made this initially as an inside joke. Why the name ASSCAT, you may ask? No, we didn’t pick it because of its Urban Dictionary meaning (which could be fitting in regard to certain past experiences, but I’ll digress). The name was actually chosen because we discovered our first name initials spelled out that word! See?
Alex/Flip @FlipGuy310
The reason why I’m bringing up Team ASSCAT now is because you will be seeing me referencing it a lot this coming month due to a big contest we’re all hosting. In case you aren’t familiar with these great fellas, let me tell you a little bit about each of them first. Starting with…
Constantly witty and entertaining, Flip is a good person to have around to laugh the night away. Besides his awesome sense of humor, he is also a very talented and effective story teller, able to keep you hanging on to each word as you eagerly wait to hear what happens next. There’s a reason why I have met up with him so many times, even though we are on opposite coasts!
Hailing from the Bay Area is Sonlay. He’s an extremely proficient vlogger that has created almost 100 vlogs already. I’m still amazed at his quality editing. Whenever I want to hear an honest opinion, I would go to him as he always calls it as it is. I never expect him to sugarcoat his words, but I do expect his words to be genuine. What more could you ask?
One of the biggest foodies I know, Shawn is your man if you ever need suggestions for what/where to eat. He’s also incredibly street smart and is hardly ever wrong about things, which shows how experienced he is. He somehow just knows what’s the best course of action is in any given scenario. This is someone you definitely want with you if you’re ever traveling somewhere!
Ah, the elusive Cakalusa! One of the Xanga OGs, he has been an active and popular user for a while now. Besides blogging here, he’s doing big things over at YouTube and MYX TV that I’m sure people will take notice soon if they haven’t already. Despite what some of his entries may imply, he’s really quite the humble gentleman in person. Watch out ladies!
Timmy and I have known each other all of our lives, ever since we were still in the womb. Lately, he has accompanied me to so many Xanga meet ups that I finally made a Xanga for him as a novelty. To my surprise, he has been actively blogging on the account, and blogging well! Although new around here, I have no doubt he will make a great addition to the community.
There you have it! As I said earlier, Team ASSCAT will be debuting an excellent contest that we hope many of you will participate in. You don’t want to miss out, trust me.
Stay tuned tomorrow evening!
Comments (91)
@Cakalusa is a gentleman? Surely you jest.
I’ll be participating in these contests
sounds like fun. (: good luck with the contest !
If the prize is Chris, I’m in, haaa.
LOL! that running picture is awesome! =D
Contests are so fun, whether you’re participating or watching on the sidelines
Can’t wait to read about it!
haha cute name. ;P I’ll see about this contest. hmm
I love all u crazy asian men! =)
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - SAMEZ. XD
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - surprisingly it’s not a jest…and his name isn’t shirley
this is so NSYNC, hahahahahaha. cool graphic in the end, i clicked on it and it’s pretty neat!
@junbelievable08 -
I know. I’ve been on Xanga since 2002. Chris has always been a funny, but genuine guy.
These sound like grammar school report cards. ASIAN FATHER WILL BE VELY PLOUD!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - Jest not!
You guys are awesome
what is shawn doing on his knees? at least give the guy some knee pads.
“we put the ass in class” LOL
@CaKaLusa - IKR?!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - hahaha i’m sure everyone knows that he’s all cuddly wuddly on the inside…but i just wanted to use the surely/shirley joke #airplaneftw
@wutuwaitn4 - i was showing everyone how big @roadlesstaken’s penis is
@junbelievable08 - Haha. “Cuddly Wuddly” lulz.
what a line-up!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - He will surprise you as to how chivalrous he actually is, no lie!
@HeLLo_Bianca - Oh you better be! I think you’ll do great, although you may have to open up your Xanga page if you want the most people to see your stuff
@caeliosophy - You’ll be participating, right right?
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - The prize is all of us. Better?
@ThePrince - That picture is actually hinting at one of the tasks in our contest. Stay tuned!
@Cestovatelka - I hope you participate too. We did our best to make it accessible for as many folks as possible.
@ALovingAdversary - You know you wanna do it…for me?
@nerdyveggiegirl - I approve of your statement.
@bittersweetromantic - I expect you to participate in this contest too!
@wyrdkismet - I say we’re more Backstreet Boys, mhmm. Gonna participate in this contest, right?
@CaKaLusa - Asian father will probably be more like “ASSCAT? Y no AAAAAA?”
@firetyger - We still gotta prove ourselves, which we shall do with this upcoming contest!
@wutuwaitn4 - He can suck it up like a man.
@suuperstar - We speak the truth. You’re another one that should definitely do this contest!
@junbelievable08 - Well geez, you weren’t complaining before…
@Diva_Jyoti_3 - You haven’t seen anything just yet! Tis only the beginning!
@Roadlesstaken - lol, i was more referring to the fact that NSYNC came together the same way you guys did, only they formed their name from the last letter of their first names put together, as suggested by J.Timberlake’s mother: justiNchriSjoeYlancetoNjC
and hmm, dunno, depends on what contest is.
I already have ideas in my head :p. And yeah, I’ve been thinking about going off friends lock anyways.
@wyrdkismet - =O!! I did not know that! I learn something new today.
wut
Well, done sir, well done…and what is this contest going to be about?! Perhaps, I will follow you all this month to discover what exactly you guys are up too…Cannot wait to find out more!!!
@Timmmmmmy - shuddup fool!
@Endless21Echos - You shall find out tomorrow! Maybe you can participate too. Should be fun…
Awesome! Thanks for the background – I have been thoroughly enjoying reading all ASSCAT blogs!
lol
I like the picture of you and Timmy… with his hands all over you. lol…
Oh snaps…BY THE WAY guess what is going on in my hometown in a few weeks? We are going to have a tennis open…professionals and all…Now that would be an excuse for you to come visit Cincy, but I think I may be out of the weeks they are here unfortunately…Though there is always next year! I cannot wait for this contest to be unveiled tomorrow…!!!
Mmm mmm. ;D
@Roadlesstaken - hahaha…like I said we’ll see. My docket is a little full for awhile, but I may can squeeze it in.
I have a wedding to finish and another on the 12th and a (I dunno what to call him) coming in for a week starting Tuesday. o.O Is it an easily do-able contest? 
2 legit 2 quit!
I’m excited to see what you guys have in store!!!!
I WAS THERE WHEN YOU POSTED THIS. ZOMGGGG
Awesome. Yeah!!!
do i get to gut one of you guys if i win? =]
@thesoftlights@blackhk - I sometimes forget not everyone else know them as well as I do, so I’m happy to showcase my good buddies! I hope you participate in the contest.
@ElusiveWords - He was a bit drunk haha
@Endless21Echos - Ah yes, I know that tournament quite well! I guess that could be a a good reason to visit. Hold that thought; you might be able to use this information in the contest. You should participate!
@victreebel - Like what you see?
@ALovingAdversary - Hmm I think it is, more or less. We’ll give you plenty of time to accomplish the contest!
@BenelliMan - You sir, must participate in the contest!
@suefa_lee - We’re expecting you to join in this contest, btw.
@HelloKitty0809 - You iz special
@Rainboxx - Hope you join in after reading about the contest tomorrow!
@jia_x3 - Yes, why of course. You are allowed to gut anyone of the guys who’s name start with T.
Will the prize is meeting monsieur Alex and Cakalusa? xD xD
Can’t wait to know what the challenge is!
@Roadlesstaken - sounds good then. ^_^
@ElusiveWords - Timmy likes your comment.
@Roadlesstaken - wait.. what are u setting me up for?!?
i be participate
>=)
lol sounds fun.
imma make timmy marry me. anyways…does this contest have anything to do with….who can make out with the most girls as possible?
@Roadlesstaken - i wasn’t complaining because i didn’t know you were there…couldn’t feel anything
What more could you ask? A sandwich.
@Roadlesstaken - That works for me
Learn: flip likes to wiggle his face. Roadless always has that funny face. Jun is the korean guy who has more experience with the opposite sex. Sony doesn’t know how to treat a ladie. I can’t believe he’s not vietnamese. Caka wants to have his own show. Timmy has the chinkier eyes, he true chinese man. Who is fucking jenface!!!!!!
You guys are like the Xangas Power Rangers or X-Men.
“Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the ASSCAT’s.”
Hehehe Looks like an unstopable bunch of hombres! Can’t wait for the challenge, and more ASSCAT craziness
I may also have to make up some ASSCAT posters soon, some of the pics of you guys are just too good to miss.
@jeannie_dot_com - Well now that you’ve given them the idea i’m betting Yes
hehe
@fabolousclown - A lot of people sure seem to want that! The prize we had in mind wasn’t that, but it will still be good.
@i__LIVESTRONG - Hope you participate!
@swtaznxtc90 - You better, you crazyass driver
@fLiPgUy31O - Leggo!
@bAbiiExxPiNay - It will be a worthy contest to enter, which I highly recommend you doing!
@jeannie_dot_com - Well obviously that would be unfair as you would win easily if that was the case
@sonychak - and green tea please
@bluepillorredpill - We were getting more of a boy band comparison before, so I quite like yours instead haha
@BFB1131 - Will you please? That would be awesome to see! You know all of us ASSCATs would appreciate it. I expect you to be entering into this contest!
@Roadlesstaken - ooh why no? :’( I’m so eager to have a meet up with you both hahahaha LOOL xD
@fabolousclown - Fly over to the east coast and we can work something out
@Roadlesstaken - then please pray for me so that I will be able to earn three thousand dollars in only an hour. Then I’ll catch ya
deal?
excited!
@fabolousclown - Better start hustling!
The Asian Boyband! Yeah! =P
@bittersweetreflections - Hope you participate!
@oxyGENE_08 - You know how we do. You will be taking part in this contest, right? You better!
@Roadlesstaken - Haha…We’ll see!
@oxyGENE_08 - No will see, only must do!
Sure do!
I need to get myself to one of these Xanga meet-ups to meet all you guys! Is there one coming up in the near future?
@victreebel - We do meet ups fairly often. Where are you at?
PA, not too far from Philly. Around RazielV.
Ha! This is funny! and you guys are great!
Hmm….That “flipguy” might be more adorable than you are, AdorableA….
HUGS!
A contest? Uh oh.
What are these contest about?
@AdamsWomanFell - *blush*
@victreebel - Oh wow, very close. I am thinking about going up there sometime. Stay tuned!
@AdamsWomanFell - He is he is. I’m ashamed.
@InStealthMode - Yes sir, might be a great way for you to introduced yourself to the community.
@Titan35 - Stay tuned tonight for official rules!
Awesome!!
I just looked up the meaning of “asscat” on urban dictionary! LMAO.
@AmeliaHart - we should have realized it was word someone else probably has already thought of haha. I hope you participate in the contest.
My dyslexia made me read, “We put the ‘ass’ in lass”.
What a bunch of misfits.
@xkthily - Misfits are in now. You should do the contest Kim!
@Roadlesstaken - Hahaha it sounds quite intimidating…
@xkthily - I believe in you. Doooo it
@RulerofMasons -
Boobs scare me
@sonychak - Nothing personal man, I’d totally sleep with michelle, with your permission of course. Say… you guys ever see each other in the nude?
@RulerofMasons -
Naw, we turn off the lights and play with glow sticks.
I thought ASSCAT was a Xanga boyband. XD
@Got_Claws - What are you talking about, it is!
awesome! i have a lot of catching up to do (not tonight…sigh)…i’m excited this sounds pretty amusing
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@phosphor_stars - You still have time to join in the contest! I think you should.
This is awesome sauce!