April 1, 2011
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Win a Hot Date with Roadlesstaken!
As some of you may know, I’ve been thinking about hosting a contest since the beginning of this week. It took me a while to figure out what I should do exactly, but after hearing your responses I decided the contest will be for an exclusive date, with me!
Well, if the the speech bubbles says that then it must be true!That’s pretty amazing by itself, sure. However, it isn’t going to be just that! I’ve also recently found out I have enough frequent flyer miles to purchase a ticket for free or for very cheap. Instead of using it for myself, I’m going to spend it on you! That’s right, if you win this contest I will fly you over to me. Near, far, wherever you are! I will unite us, all expenses paid by yours truly.
You know you love me, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and YOU’LL be hereOh, but it’s STILL not over yet! A month ago, I bought this Groupon deal for a nice romantic weekend getaway to this fabulous hotel by the water:
When I fly you over, we will be spending a couple romantic nights here:
Doesn’t that look inviting? We so excited!Did I mention this place comes with complimentary chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne? Of course, I will be feeding them to you myself. You’ll like it, trust me.
What will we do on this weekend trip? WHATEVER YOU WANT! Want me to give you personal tennis lessons? You got it! Want to go boating all weekend? You got it! Want me to give you a full body massage the entire time? You got it! Want me to *insert anything you can think of*? YOU GOT IT! I’m quite open-minded, so I will probably not say no to any request you may have!
So, how do you win? Quite simply…
WOO ME, HARDWhoever can turn me on the most (be it a guy or a girl) will win!
There are many ways you can go about this. You can write a flirtatious comment below, send me a saucy private message, deliver some titillating pictures, etc. The possibilities are endless! You’ll probably have a lot of competition, so go all out for me. I have high expectations, so better give me your all!
Here’s an example of what I’m looking for from you (may be inappropriate for work): http://xfc.xanga.com/c85e3405d8437275885893/w219844392.jpg
This contest will end at 11:59pm today, April 1st. Good luck!!!
TIP: Remember to check out the example before proceeding any further! It will prove to be VERY helpful and informative.
April 2nd Update: I’m glad the majority of you caught that this was an April Fools post! Hope y’all had a fun day yesterday. I sure did!
Comments (227)
You’re not so dumb and easy though, right? =)
I bet you still get hundreds of offers.
One woman sent me a private message once and told me she wanted to take your virginity. I responded, “I don’t think he is really a virgin. He just comes across as really nice.”
Knowing you. I expect Motel 6.
Comma placement is very important, Alex. That giant bolded phrase at the end should say “Woo, me hard” instead of what you put.
I like that NSFW photo. Very sexy.
LOL!! nice one!
Ok honestly, I want a piece of this. Ok, this is my attempt:
Hey, RLT, can I eat your eggroll? I’ll let you try my “won ton” soup. And if you want, you can “pork” my “fried rice” anytime.
LOOL.
oolala.
Lol, you’re such a dork. But hey, it’s FRIDAY! I can make some mean comments in regards to this post, but I digress. Lol.
Hahahaha.
I think you’d be surprised at how many offers you’d get.
@methodElevated - Your face is very sexy! ((I liked it too.))
LOL. nice one. (:
That was awesome.
haha good one, alex.
Bahaha, well played, sir.
well played
bahahahaha
If only I could.;) I have a boyfriend..
Well. Turns out, I am dumb and easy.
O_O
You tempt me, my dear sir. Unfairly so I might add.
I want to go on a date with you, Alex! :)
What is this feeling overcoming me?
It drains my senses
Allowing me to be consumed
By this one emotion that feels so good
My body tingles and erupts
As butterflies enter my stomach
At the thought of you alone
That brings me to a halt
Unimaginable thoughts of you fill my mind
Where you and I are united
Together in an everlasting euphoria
A unity that is only shared between two lovers
This eternal bond finds its way into my heart
Which ultimately controls me
Blocking me from reality
And bringing me to inner peace
Smiling as I think of you
Dreaming of every moment we’ve shared
Your love lingers upon your gaze
Of happiness where we share the warmth
Every time we’re together
My walls that enclose my true self fall
And what is revealed can be hideous or beautiful
But you cherish me for who I am
I am adored and cared for
Like a Chinese porcelain doll
Who was just opened from its glass case
And new love is forming
Blossoming like a rose
First budding… then unraveling
Into the eternal flower
Of true love…
Goddamit!! I was about to join the contest
Happy April Fools to you too sir
Hahahaha love it!
Happy April Fool’s Day
ROFL I was thinking to myself, “He can’t be serious, can he?” Hahaha. Good one. You got me
Hahahahahahahahahaha nice one.
Hahaha
hahah SILLY alex. good joke. i also like the NSFW example.
Oh my, I’m getting all hot and tingly just thinking about this. hahaha….
LOL even if this was a real contest, i doubt i could compete with the bromaces that you have =p
ALEX WILL yoU MARRY ME?!
april fool!
Hahah this is cute
I already knew. haha Too good to be true?!
@methodElevated - Isn’t it?♥♥
HOW CRUEL.
Alex, you’re going to get so many NSFW pictures and stuff.
I hope I don’t have to send you anything weird when you visit me. Because I don’t know… friends from the internet + iffy pictures… that’s just an awful news story waiting to happen.(Oh, and bring chocolate-covered strawberries.)
@TheTheologiansCafe - Hahahahahahahahahaha whaaaaaaaat.
The world is full of strange things and stranger people.
You’re such a tease. -_-
lol I had a feeling that was coming. Nice one
@TheTheologiansCafe - haha, I remember you mentioning that. Do people just assume nice people don’t get loving?
@sonychak - that’s only for skanky hoes like you.
@fLiPgUy31O - damn, I knew that comma placement was off!
@methodElevated - so sexy it hurts
@GreenTeaGym - Mmmmm not bad. I was slightly turned on.
@Roadlesstaken - i am the best skankiest hoe you ever had.
@SWEETxN0VEMBER - @kpxls1 - @caeliosophy - @broknheartshurt - @the_rocking_of_socks -
@unfathomablelove - @ALovingAdversary -
@oOo_itsJuJu - what possible mean comments could you have for sweet old me??
@JESthemess - haha, we’ll see
@Automaton_Emotion - Duh, I’m Alex Chan!
@Hinase - I think he’ll let it slide!
damn i was SUPER EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
was ready to go ALL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
you’re missing out…….
@wikipediot - It’s okay, I like em that way apparently!
@AffinityInUnderstanding - all’s fair in love and war!
@LitlKittyKat - *heart melts* tell me more!
@fabolousclown - I wouldn’t stop you if you wanted to try!
@i_am_not_short - @livexlovexlaughter - @CareyGLY -
@HeLLo_Bianca - Good, you know me well =)
@Candilicious_Meanie - @SerenaDante - @Asianrockgurl -
@ElusiveWords - oh, that’s just how I do!
@Yohkom - You can doooo it!
@ordinary_gir1 - YES YES YES!! Oh wait… =(
@xchinkylaydee - funny thing is I could actually follow through with those prizes if i was serious haha
@chel_c_uhh - @Queen_of_You188 - @LillyVRose -
@bAbiiExxPiNay - @misajour - forgive me?
@bittersweetromantic - That would be an amazing article for the college newspaper eh? haha
@julieae - I know I am. Shucks!
there go my plans for the weekend…
haha. wow. you’re really out there..
LOOOL again i was surprised when reading this. “no way alex is this easy” hahahaha
LOL this was good.
I think it would be a bigger april’s fool if more guys applied hahah
i c what u did thar!
Damnit, Alex, you’re going to bring out all the closet sluts.
I was like, damn alex, you’re a total slut in disguise.
I thought of April’s Fools before the picture =D *yay* for me!!
haha..lol… this is a good one. fooled anyone yet?
loll so good. you know what’s funny, I just watched the video at the top of your xanga and learned:
your name, and that it’s not supposed to be Roadless Taken, but Road Less Taken.
hey for a sec, i thought that was true! haha. u def got me! Happy Apr Fool!
Lol, where would you go with your miles? Temperamental SD
I really hope it’s a guy who wins
Happy April fool’s day! 
LOL hahahahah
This better not be an April Fool’s joke. I need some dick. Enter me.
lmaoooo I am doing a give away and announced it today, I hope no one confuses it with a prank!! xD
LOL! I laughed so hard when I was reading the subscription list. HAHAHAHAHA :’D LOVE IT HAHAHHAA
fabulous.
DARN it. And to think I would finally meet you bc there is no way you could not love this Chinese/Middle Eastern charm, lol. Take care!
I was like…Alex has gone desperate! LOL
*sigh* I saw this coming Alex, and I must say I was disappointed it wasn’t you. ……………………………………………That I saw coming. Get it?
GET IT?
durhurhurhurhurhahahahahaha.
Also, WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK MY HEARRRRTTTT YOU TEAAASSSE
Ho,ho,ho! Excellent!!
if only i did not have a boyfriend, i would totally join.
hahahah
Oh for crying out loud… Alex! You’re STILL going to get nude pics from random Xangans!
*sigh* I guess everyone will say this makes you a winner.
Have a happy April Fool’s and I hope somebody fools you, lol.
~V
@nimbusthedragon - Hahahaha, I got it, I got it…
Hah! Love it!
Well, you fooled me. (You really did.) Are you happy now? My hopes rose so high when I saw that red heart with U+ME, and that bed, and that bold black Microsoft autoshapes arrow connecting aforementioned heart and bed… but alas…
Nice, good one!
@ionekoa - My weekend will be worth it
@lilopinkie - It’s a trait of mine
@suuperstar - Good, you know me well!
@Trigger821 - Who said they aren’t?? =)
@mycontinuity - Nahhh, like who?
@eatandrant - No ho here, fo sho!
@theladychrista - @npr32486 -
@babixling - you win!
@rudyhou - apparently I have!
@sweetjessi1 - I personally like just saying Roadlesstaken as all one moniker haha
@caslyncious - Weee, glad I didn’t make it that obvious (at least initially)
@surelyslim - San Diego is quite lovely
@AasthaKathy - me too! Wait, what?
@ShimmerBodyCream - Oooo, go on!
@Elizabeth_Ho - @stupid_systemus - @nurseynursey - @ohveryoung - @oxyGENE_08 -
@DoritosforBreakfast - haha not the best day to try it!
@Got_Claws - Glad to be of some assistance to your LOLs
@HelloKitty0809 - that’s definitely true!
@nimbusthedragon - I’m disappointed you didn’t see me coming either! Next time.
@prettykay04 - ORLY?
@TheMarriedFreshman - Nahh….maybe? =O
@ohveryoung - @Pepin909 -
@Senlin - Sorry there! Casualty of April Fools!
@Roadlesstaken - *takes off clothes to reveal glittery nipple tassles and a temporary tramp stamp*
@ShimmerBodyCream - congratulations, you are still in the running to be my hot date!
LOL…good one!
I know you too well to know that you’d never dare to cheat on me!
@Roadlesstaken - AHahahahah!!!!! I thought you were serious until I reached the end of the post and saw the time and date. Duh! I wonder how many people actually fell for this!
Yeah, not after what you said on VD”s site!
LMAO I bet you got a lot of people going with this one! Nice try!
hehe
aha, nice one. it was fun reading this though.
I got to say, that is a nice contest.. Can’t wait to hear the winner..
I hate April Fools Day, >:[
Dear Alex,
This is the best Xanga April Fool’s post I’ve ever seen. Kudos. Congrats. Recommends. Eprops. Stars. Boosts.
I thought for a moment I’d have to reveal that I’m really a hawt young female who’s only been blogging as a beer bellied short bald man for the last seven years. But since it’s just an April Fool’s joke and you’re really not offering this lust filled getaway, my secret is safe.
uh oh
wait a minit
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
@Roadlesstaken - of course
you seem very nice and i would always love to meet a new friend.
April fool’s joke anyone?
@lonelywanderer2 - @forgottenphoenix - @Beb3Lika - @Loniii - @Utoppia@datingish - @boricua_chic_2008 -
@pika_whoosh - Of course not, who do you think I am? Sonlay??
@seedsower - I’ll take it back for your awesome cupcakes!
@SuperRat - I’ll pick a good one, don’t you worry!
@lilxwunxnxluv - Why is that so, dear?
@baldmike2004 - Haha, thank you for the awesome compliment. Damn, so you’re really not a hot girl? *Defriend* j/k
I’m sure someone will want to woo you down a freeway more given. =P
Alex! I’m shocked! I mean, c’mon… I can’t be the only one who thought “Want me to *insert anything you can think of*?” was kinda kinky, right?
Wow haha
The disappointment is killing me. but hey, look at the response: seems like you’d have a shot, bwahahaha. Take it as a compliment!
@nimbusthedragon - ”you’ll have a shot”, another one of your funny innuendos??
@UyenLovesYou - ^__^
@bluepillorredpill - Haha, nice word play
@MyxlDove - You know, as dirty minded as I can be I didn’t actually plan that part to sound like that! haha
Uhm, can I still get a date anyways?
I knew it from the first line onwards
do applicants have to be human?
Who wouldn’t want a date with you!
@AlluringAddiction - Come to the meet and it’s a go!
@addyorable - I knew I couldn’t get it pass you!
@theloniusmarx - DUH!!! Of course not! I’m equal opportunity.
@five_twenty - dumb and easy girls?
I knew it was April Fools!! lol hahah great advertising though props!
@Roadlesstaken - You’d be my first Asian ;]
If this were real, you wouldn’t have to pay for a plane ticket because I’ll be local in about a month and you know I’m pretty much perfect. Haha.
Kidding. Sort of. 
I am really glad I realized yesterday it was April Fools’ today because otherwise I would have had a lot of emotional roller coasters
One of my friends sent an email saying our band is getting sued for copyright violations and a lot of people were freaking out.
@AlluringAddiction - And I’ll be your last. Oh oh! Time for some Asian persuasion!
@hollywoodfever91 - so no submissions from you??
@vicdaily - Hahaha, the best pranks are the ones that seem like they could happen. Get your friend back!
@Roadlesstaken - I missed the deadline 11-59pm lol
haha
@Roadlesstaken - Haha, but now everyone is on the lookout for pranks. It won’t work! Also NOTHING is as scary as our band getting sued. I can’t imagine how crippling that kind of news would be to us…
@hollywoodfever91 - Haha no fool! you still got about 12 more hours!
You let folks off the hook too soon with the NSFW pic. It would have been interesting to see how many serious offers you would have received.
@Roadlesstaken - Not in regards to you, necessarily, but to some other people. Lol.
@SoullFire - I didn’t want to be that cruel =)
nice!! lol
APRIL FOOL’S!!!
Wait, we have to ride on the outside of the plane?
@sonychak - LOL
I call SHENANIGANS. Has to be an April Fool’s joke!
I was totally fooled until I read the comments. I was ready to write you a love sonnet, send you flowers, and *the possibilities are endless*
TL:DR and NO
@junbelievable08 - You’re telling me no, but your body is telling me yesssss
@Kiwigummy - Hey, I still like love sonnets and flowers!
@Femme003 - You’re a smart cookie!
@randaness - That’s the best seat!
@Insomnia_Pickles_XtraTomato - @margiejcnj - ^___^
Oh Alex, you wild animal!
LMFAO
Is this your April fool’s joke? It sounds too good to be true!
haahhah that is all i can say
@suefa_lee - It is, but you know what’s funny? All those prizes I could actually do if I held this contest for real!
@TheCheshireGrins - You know me! RAWR
@Evil10 - @discover_hienie - ^___^
Hilarious. I love it-
hahah i totally forget it was April fools i was totally going along with this and then i clicked the link haha good one Youve probably broken alot of hearts with this one though one of them is mine
@AlluringAddiction - Not if you meet me first. ;D
Sounds like you’re pimpin’ yourself out there Alex…
@Paul_Partisan - Rough times man!
@squiddichino -
@boyhnc - I’m sorry, I’ll mend it back in due time!
@Roadlesstaken - HAH I actually hadn’t gone there. I’m shocked and appalled that someone out there is actually dirtier than I am. WAY TO STEAL MY THUNDER, ASSHOLE ^_-
I just meant that with the response to this post, you probably COULD hold the actual contest, bwahah. I know Shawn’s just holding out for the real one.
@nimbusthedragon - I could actually, especially since I could easily give out those prizes. However, I’m not that manwhorish (yet)
haha! love this post!
@Roadlesstaken - Well who’s talking about you? I’M GETTING PRETTY DESPERATE OVER HERE, OK, WHY AREN’T YOU STARTING A *REAL* CONTE-……uh……. ^_-
@ice_babe_4eva - The post loves you back!
@nimbusthedragon - Hmmm, I do need to figure out who I’m going to take with me to this weekend hotel trip…
Nicely done!
Hah, very well thought out!
hahas ur so silly
all ninjas say WHUT
WHUT
Oh wow! Hahaha.
@whoaitsanita - Amazing contest, huh?
@swtaznxtc90 - stop trying to be a ninja, fool. You know you ain’t got the skillz
@Resentity - that’s a me!
@s0mekindofwonderful - @nov_way - thanks!
Oh how I wanted this to be real!
There’s always a small truth behind every April’s Fool joke.
but uh, can I still enter the contest? Just me though and no one else. haha. JK
Does the hotel have ESPN?
Reading the comments people posted, I’m not sure if everyone read your post the whole way lol. Did you post that pulse about the Groupon to make it even more believable? Anyway, I was not fooled! xP
LOL omg alex.. you’re actually going through with this! haha good luck to you and the lucky gal
@DrAgoNTorrent_265 - that Groupon thing is actually true haha
@buiptammy - Did you take a look at the example?
@jmeLove_x - Sorry to break your heart =)
@miss_dizzao - Yup, all those prizes I listed are actually prizes I could give if I really wanted to go through this. Alright, woo away!
@Ricardo98 - in HD. Oooooo!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@buiptammy - haha did you really not notice that before?
no gender of date specified..
@Roadlesstaken - lol but then I thought of it as.. you don’t follow a road, and you’re a wanderer xD
I have to say, I was so disappointed when I found out this was an April Fool’s Joke!
dammit. i had my application ready too
Cute..
Your legs must be tired, ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
If that doesn’t do it, nothing will.
Happy April Fool’s. 83
@Roadlesstaken -
true lol you’re bro though I don’t wanna date lol
but hey come visit me anyways
a date with alex!?
my life is complete. hahahahah jkkkk
Lol. Kinda saw this one coming… . Two thumbs up.
I want to have your babies and vice versa…despite the fact that we are both men…technology will never get in the way of our sexy comments on each other’s page..
nicely done
lmfaoooooooooooooo loved this hehe
Alex, you don’t need to hide your desire to ask me out behind the an April fools ruse. If you want to spend some time with Rell-Rell, just say so and I’ll come running. I’ll even bring my Darrell belt, you know, the BIG, FLASHY one you like so much. J/K, unless the joke was that this was a joke, in which case I think i clearly won. So I would like my ticket please!
Bahahha. I figured out you were joking after the champagne bottles. DAMN..:P
Maybe, it’s still worth a try though?
who knew i’d fall in love again
i never thought i’d see this day
i guess my heart has learned to forgive
and the thoughts of ‘him’ are fading away
you dont know how you make me feel
every word you say brings a smile to my heart
your my everything and would it be so wrong to say i love you so much?
i hope that we never fall apart
I wish i could be there with you
i wanna make you happy
i’ll do whatever it takes
to make us better than any love story
god you drive me crazy
waiting for you to get online
but it doesnt matter
cuz im so lucky that your mine
i dont care how far away you are
that doesnt stop me from wanting to kiss you
i wanna hear you laugh again
our love is a spell that no one can undo
your amazing and i feel you should know it
your forever in my dreams
i like you so much but have no idea how to show it
getting you out of mind is harder than it seems
do you even feel the same way?
SAY YES, AND TAKE ME ON A DATE!
I knew something was off when you were more than willing to share a bed. COTDAMN
anyway… perhaps you should reconsider! winkwink nudgenudge wagglewaggle
that u+me pic made me laugh aloud.
You’re so ridiculous! This is the most hilarious and creative way to pick a date. I’m impressed. Best of luck
damn = (
when i was halfway through reading this, i was like.. wait.. no.. this can’t be the Alex whom i’ve been following since 03/07/10 (i had to look that up. don’t worry, im not some creeper =P)
then i realized it was Apr fools.
Oh Alex :]
Aww I missed out…er wait huh? Nice post though hehe.
Your the luckiest guy on Xanga Alex. You’ve not only made a funny post, but you will no doubt also be innudated by nude PMs aswell lol
The competition should have been to be you for a day.
Also there are so many ways to interpret this sentance *insert anything you can think of* and i’m really not sure you want to offer that sort of thing ;P
On Xanga, this could be sOo possible.. lol
me.
That’s all you need to know for this contest.
@Roadlesstaken - You should host a REAL contest! I might even write an entry to woo you LOL =)
Lol you sound so desperate!!! If any girls send u some titillating pictures, forward them to me. Save this good stuff for you wife.
@jing116 - Haha wow, down to the exact date. Creeper!! j/k
@deemure - Sorry!
@litt0_h0nii - Haha, you did take a look at the date I posted this, that example and all the other comments right?
@hilaw - It’s funny to picture you and me in bed? I see how it is!
@CITYG1RL - I wasn’t going to reconsider, but after that wagglewaggle I think I have to!
Very nicely done. Would preferred it to be real and would looooove to read all about it afterward too
@throughsamseyes - Did you write that yourself? My response will be based on that answer =)
@Dayrab - I don’t think I ever want to call you Rell-Rell haha
@Disastroushybrid - @LegendaryPanda84 - Thanks!
@remiblanc2011 - Indeed, it will take more than that to stop our passion!
@metamorphe - Haha that’s good, I wanted to make sure it wasn’t too obvious but at the same time obvious enough. A fine balance!
@banZaii_itZ_keIk0o -
@lapis_lazuli917 - Oooo tell me more!
@jiazy1 - aw, what’s the matter?
@verified_but_still_denied - You know you don’t need to fill out an application for me!
@a_drunken_cellist - Sorry to hurt you so!
@Kilee - That would be pretty fun to read. Maybe in the future if I ever become that desperate haha
@jeannie_dot_com - Of course, only you! (btw, you do realize this was an April Fools post, right?)
@suefa_lee - Psh, don’t let a contest dictate whether you do that or not for me! =)
@CaKaLusa - WINNER!
@Doubledb - It actually could be if I was serious about it haha
@JusticeCho - haha thanks
@indiechaos - Yes Tara?
@BFB1131 - I honestly did not write that sentence with that intention, but it’s funny it worked out that way!
ugggh, what kind of a girl would go on a weekend getaway and sleep at the same hotel as you when she doesn’t even know you? this is ridiculous…
oh april fools… haha
@Genie118 - Haha it’s very ridiculous, hence why this was obviously an April Fools post. Did you click on the “example”? http://xfc.xanga.com/c85e3405d8437275885893/w219844392.jpg
@Genie118 - haha okay cool, you saw it. I was afraid somebody would miss the joke!
@Roadlesstaken - It was early afternoon. The wind was brisk but the sun was warming. I was sitting on a bench outside an incredible hotel near the water. I was eating these chocolate colored strawberries, pausing only to take a swig of champagne I had for some reason. And then there you were. Running in a white colored shirt, proclaiming to the world via thought bubble that you like your girls dumb and easy. I could read it because it was in a visible thought bubble.
Oh and also there was an airplane. I think it was the one I took to get to wherever I was then.
And so that was my mind, and that was also you running through it.Yep, that’s how it happened.In my mind.
@Roadlesstaken - this legit had me upset for like a millisecond. I was like…aww I missed the deadline….wait…ugh april fools day. NYU managed to april fool me with an article about how James Franco was going to be a faculty in residence on my floor next year…that was worse essentially. But I actually think this should be a legit contest turned into a reality show: win a xanga date! every week some lucky lady will get a date with some popular xanga male and it shall be filmed (possibly scripted) and then displayed XD
@Roadlesstaken - Because I was so hopeful that your contest was true. sighsigh. If only this post wasn’t made on April Fools Day! lol! Hey, at least you know you’re pretty much spiffin’ on the hotness meter
@lapis_lazuli917 - Ahh, I can see clearly now! You earn brownie points from me
@indiechaos - Haha, very ambitious! Maybe if Xanga sponsored it…
@Roadlesstaken - My literary genius has served purpose.
(Not really XD)
@Roadlesstaken - lol i saw the april fools picture…..but i still thought you were serious hahahah
darn, i was gonna say “i want you to ‘*insert anything i can think of*”, plus the obligatory winky face. good one!
@Roadlesstaken - HAHA. So all it takes would be a poem written by yours truly? Well then, here is one:
Until I meet Alex
My nights will be a little colder
My days a little shorter
My heart will beat a little less rapid
Until I meet Alex
I know that my arms will be empty
My mind hurting from the constant thought of you
Minutes will seem to be hours
Hours will seem to be months
While months will seem like eternity
Until we meet
The stars in the sky will not affect me
with its gleaming sparkles of life
Until I am gazing at them in your arms
And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing
Until it is you that I share the my food with
And Until we meet
I will not feel whole
My world will seem incomplete
Until that wonderful day
When our eyes make first contact
And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind
The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song
“Hello, my love, I couldn’t wait for this day to meet you.”
NOW, TAKE ME ON A DATE?
@lollarious - innuendos ftw!
@throughsamseyes - *swoons* I guess we have something to do while I’m in Toronto!
This was my first time reading your entries and my initial reaction was “man this guy is such a douche” then I got to the end of the entry. hahaha definitely think the men were more responsive to your offer though
@Roadlesstaken -
@joooolie - Haha. Would you still say I’m a douche? =O
@Roadlesstaken - yes.
hehe jk I don’t know you personally but your readers seem to like you
@joooolie - Haha I guess. Have you read my stuff before? I feel like I’ve seen your s/n before in my footprints.
@Roadlesstaken - um…maybe…I’m not sure?
haha, I was a couple of days late…. I was intrigued by the post and then at the end, noticed it was a joke. I’m sure if it wasn’t a joke, a lot of women would woo you. Hahaha
A belated happy April Fool’s Day Alex. You put alot of thought into that one.
Gary
@cognney - haha and a lot of people would have thought I was a desperate douchebag too
@ikaika53562 - You know, it was a lot easier to make than it seems!
haha, why I have not read this last week? Gosh.. I’ve missed the contest.. ;-((
@Chemalexandru - Haha you didn’t miss much, it was a fake contest for April Fools anyway =)
@Roadlesstaken - Now, I felt relieve. Make a real contest next time, and don’t forget to invite me, okay?.Don’t wanna miss it ,lol,.haha
..and to think, i had composed a song for you. forget you then! lol! haha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@ThePrince - You’re still free to write me a song =D
I am already hard for you! LOL
@RestlessButterfly - Ooo la la!
lol
i read this post a little late but good one…hahhaha
@Mistykalady - Haha, were you at all tricked?
@Roadlesstaken - haha maybe a little up until half way…lol…can’t wait to see wat u have up in ur sleeves next april
I haven’t been on xanga for the longest… i was about to scroll down and enter, haha…this was good… maybe you’ll be surprised how many entries you’d get if it were actually real, even if it was just a plain stroll in the park kind of date and not all that fancy stuff.
@HeartLUST - Haha we’ll see about that. I think people would see me as desperate though if I did.
@Roadlesstaken - no not desperate…LOL. Unless you are, jk. jk. there’s nothing wrong with the idea…all jokes aside.
HAR HAR HAR! Strange I didn’t see this post on April Fools.
@Keeko1 - a few people still fell for it that day, even though I made it clear in the end it was a joke haha
This man in the picture is like a gentle man who I love.
Maybe you don’t know him. His father is a gentle man whose managercharacter:loyalty, honesty,
probity, dare speak.I know he is also famous in England.But his family name is Bo.LOL. I can’t understand what you said in the article. My English is not good.