March 23, 2011

• Getting Down with the Ex

  There’s not a lot I would say I excel at.  I always saw myself as more of a jack of all trades type of guy, able to handle a lot of different things but not necessarily be the best person for the task at hand.  However, there are a few talents I possess that I can confidently say I can do much better than a lot of people I know.  One of those talents is something I wouldn’t have gain had it not been for my high school girlfriend. 

  Before I met her, I had absolutely no idea what I was doing.  She didn’t say anything the first few times I was on her, but she soon took control and showed me how to get the right touch and feel.  She introduced me to all the best techniques, making sure I understood how to target the right spots and how much pressure I should use.  Since this was still quite new to me, she did have to guide me for a little while until I got the hang of it.

  Fortunately, I had plenty of opportunity to practice on her.  She was always craving it, so I made sure to give it to her whenever I could.  Over time, my skills increased to the point where she didn’t even have to tell me what to do.  I just knew what she wanted by feeling her out.  It was like I went on auto-pilot, finding and hitting her spots over and over and over again.  My endurance, a problem before, became practically limitless as I could go on for hours without stopping or taking a break.  I just didn’t get tired anymore!  I was becoming a machine, just cranking away at her as she laid there absorbing everything.

  This soon became a common activity, with us taking turns regarding who would do who.  The funny thing is that as much as I enjoyed receiving, I much preferred to give it to her instead.  Knowing that I had such a great understanding of her body and the fact that I was effortlessly giving her the release she needed really made me feel like the man!

  Of course, our relationship eventually did come to an end.  However, I made sure I took what I learned from our time together and delivered it to those that came after her.  They all really should thank my ex-girlfriend for what I’m able to do so well now.  I wouldn’t have gotten that skillful without all the long, hard practice I went through with her.

  That, my friends, is how I learned how to give top notch back massages.

   

  See, my back rubs are even Snoopy approved!

  I did make it obvious I was talking about that, right?

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  This was 3 of 5 posts this week for John’s Blogathon challenge.  Halfway there!

  Coming up next:  Do NOT Get Lost in Baltimore

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