December 23, 2010
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Well, That was Weaksauce!
I was planning on writing this out initially, but instead I’m going to tell you this story through a video (it will be a lot funner this way, trust me). I had some help from another Xangan on this one. I’ll reveal who she is after you watched the video below. Don’t scroll all the way down yet!
*****************************************************************************Some quick comments on the video:*You might have thought the science class looked more like a kitchen, but don’t be fooled!
*There really was a smelly kid in my freshman science class, but he wasn’t as bad looking as the girl in this video (j/k)
*I totally forgot there was a flower next to my bed. It’s fake and was there before I moved in, so I just let it be.
*I sure love my hand gestures!
*In the last section, the girl had just fell over at the start of the clip. I apparently was not concerned at all haha.
*I…can’t explain why I was making that move at the very end. I got caught up in the moment?
Thanks to swtaznxtc90 for playing a cameo part in my video! I now owe her a guest appearance on her blog (which contains pretty awesome modeling pictures, proses, and nerdy stuff), so stay tuned!
She doesn’t smell THAT bad, I suppose…So, what was the dumbest dream you’ve had recently?
Comments (103)
Not cool, brain, not cool. You two are cute ;D
Not anything like you… My always have something to do with the Beach.. LOL.. Ok, that was a cool video.. Thanks..
Damn, she’s hot!
My dreams lately have been more disturbing than dumb… Pregnancy dreams. I keep dreaming that my husband is being insensitive and my family is abandoning me when I need them most, so I wake up feeling lonely and worried.
Worse than dumb. Freaking annoying. I have to emotionally process before I even get up in the morning! Ugh.
And right about now, you are SO glad you’re not a girl. lol
~V
LOL! this was entertaining. i’ll look it up in my old posts to see the dream i had in mind.
That was a cool post – how are you so damn good at editing videos? I’ve tried a few times – never comes out like that.
I haven’t had a lot of dreams for a while, occasionally I have dreams about Xanga if I’m online too close to bedtime, though.
shes….so…cute
I love how she fell over at the end lol.Hmm, but I’ve had dreams like that all the time where I wake up thinking that what I did in the dream was a real life task. A few months ago I dreamed that I had some papers due and I woke up freaking out because I didn’t do it. My mom also had a dream that my brother and I were late for school and she was late for work. She came in the kitchen yelling at us and rushing us to get ready before it’s too late. We had to remind her that it was only 7 at night and was still light outside (daylight saving).
Dude I bet you dance that way all the time! LOL But it’s aight. Your friend is cute by the way.
Weirdest dream…something that involves Xangans (starring you and a certain cake girl).
“What the freak man.” LOL just say FUCK.
Would have been funny if you woke up and she was in bed with you.
BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!
hahaha Flip. =P
Victoria! =D What a delightful surprise to see her. Def. caught me off guard! I can’t recall of any dumb dreams I’ve had lately. They’ve all been fantastic and a little morbid. =/
All my dreams lately have been nightmares.
“Let’s boogie!” XD That’s awesome.
Dumbest dream I’ve had recently…? I was getting ready for school at my apartment and I’m stressing about a project due that day when I ACTUALLY wake up and I’m at home. On a weekend.
@SuperRat - Beach huh? Sounds preferable to class!
@kaiori - Thanks, seems like we had good chemistry. Perhaps we shall make more videos together.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I guess she’s not bad
@TheMarriedFreshman - That I am glad about haha. Sorry to hear Victoria!
@ThePrince - Oh, do you know what it is off the top of your head?
@ItIsAllGravy - I’m alright at it, just messed around with the program until I started getting decent. Eventually I should probably invest in a better program to use since I’m only using the basic one that came with my computer.
@RaquelHiggins005 - You may meet her at the party next week! Yep, those dreams are annoying to have.
@oxyGENE_08 - Wait, I think I remember you mentioning this before…what did we do again?
@fLiPgUy31O - I’m not a foul man, unlike you buddy!
@eternal_relevance - Don’t encourage him!!
@Southeast_Beauty - Haha was that a complete surprise? Did you know she only lives 5 miles away from me?
@DraculVanHelsing - What do you think is causing them?
@emily_shannon - Did you actually have some sort of project going on?
@Roadlesstaken - Oh I had an idea she lived by you, but I didn’t exactly think she lived that close!
@Roadlesstaken - Nah, it was recently, just as winter break started, so I didn’t even have classes. ^-^’
I’ve never met a pretty girl that smelled bad. And if she did I wouldn’t mind =P
@eternal_relevance - lol ^____^
@Roadlesstaken - I love profanity. Foulness FTW!
@Roadlesstaken - Something silly.
Actually, just last night, I dreamt that I got fired from my job (at ShopRite) because I bagged a customer’s dog food in with their toilet paper rolls, and they complained about it. I also got fired by the manager whom I considered pretty decent. I guess it means that subconsciously, I’m afraid of eventually screwing up and losing my job.
I have this recurring dream(nightmare) that I take my teeth out of my gums to clean and can never figure out how to get them back in. It’s worse when I decide my two front teeth are dirty. While I’m doing this, I always think “I’m taking my teeth out, just like corn-on-a-cob.” (When I eat corn-on-a-cob I meticulously eat one row at a time, prying whole kernals off about 4 at a time, they’ll stick together). Anyway, the last time I dreamt it, I woke up and while I was getting ready for work I disappointedly thought ”Fine, I’ll just get dentures. What’s done is done. No use crying about it now.” I was so confused when I came to. I must have been really tired and still half asleep.
@Roadlesstaken - Probably due to the nightmare year I’ve had in reality this year.
You are too cute and funny XD
I can’t say that any of my dreams have been funny – it’s more like people trying to kill me in terrible ways lol
And I like the flowers in your bedroom
Well Alex, I think the lesson here is to count your blessings. If Ranky McSmelly was a hairy dude, that would be some weaker sauce. If Ranky McSmelly was me, the weakest.
Although I can recall a similar incident, which unfortunately was neither a dream nor a nightmare.
inception?
lol funny stuff, i had to sit next to a smelly kid during elementary. not fun..any time i have a dream where i feel like i’m half conscious and i wake up feeling like some deja vu happened are always the pretty weird kind
I’ve had my fair share of “school dreams” occasionally too >.< There was one I was in French class and realized there was an exam and didn’t get to study it. Also, one gross dream involves bathrooms with wet floors, eck.
HAHAHA wow i love the picture you chose of us! best one out of the bunch?:P
we ae going to do this again
“*In the last section, the girl had just fell over at the start of the clip. I apparently was not concerned at all haha” LOL
yay for our collabbb
I can’t remember dumb but my weirdest dream, i was a ninja in a building that contained a huge number of stairs intertwined together, a bit like the escher stuff… you couldn’t tell which way aws up and which way was down, left, etc!! Then…I did some parkour stuff and jumped around and found bubble tea then woke up and went to get bubble tea!
LOL! You two are so funny! And yeah, I hate those dreams that keep on haunting you even after you wake up! Thankfully, it’s been a good while since I had one of those. But yeah, your dream sucked. xD And actually, I had a dream just few hours ago. One that I still recall (which is weird because it’s not like me to remember them dreams) and lets see, there was at least ONE person from Xanga in it (no idea why, though that person is cool), and a lot of people from real life, too but I only remember:
- Two girls from one of my classes: one of which had 4 little kids in the dream AND was my half-sister (two of her kids were named Sebastian and Cleo….it’s impossible for one to name their kids as such where I am…it’s just too weird but hey, this is a dream..)- Someone who used to be my best friend - A friend who was selling chocolate-covered pretzels in my dream to other students for some reason.
Yeah.. perfect timing @posting this now. Happy to document weird stuff. =)
@RonnyV - Ugh. No matter how hot a guy was, I think I’d mind if he reeked of body odor/bad breath.
I don’t really have dumb dreams…just weird and complex ones.
And very long ones…and sometimes I’m lucid dreaming…that’s weird.
You’re even cuter Alex. =D
so much echo in the video
most of my weirdest/dumbest dreams of when i’m in high school = p
also… i loved the “yea YEA ” at the end during your boogie haha
@RonnyV - I guess you could always scrub that stink out later!
@oxyGENE_08 - ….could you give a bit more details haha
@Coffee_Kaioken - Well, consciously do you have this fear?
@sassyjessie - I can honestly say I haven’t had that dream yet haha
@puella_sapiens216 - My landlord did a great job furnishing my place!
@Bodhiseeker - Ah yes, perspective! Thanks man
@xxLilPauliexx - I have deja vu moments a lot! I wonder if they come from my dreams too
@Keeko1 - Tell me more about the bathroom one! Did you slip on water or something? Or wait…was it NOT water??
@swtaznxtc90 - It was a fun time I suppose =) . Remind me to send you the rest of the pictures later!
@nov_way - Wow, you even remember the kids’ names? I don’t think I’ve gotten to that type of details yet in my dreams.
@Hinase - Lucid dreaming is awesome! I’ve only achieved it twice, but I definitely took advantage if you know what I mean. Hehehe…
@Yohkom - Does the echo really bother you? I didn’t think it was too bad. I did shoot it in the bathroom because I needed a quiet place.
@Roadlesstaken - OH Bad BOY! Lol
she’s soo pretty.
hahaha.. so sad that you thought u still had to do your science proj! that’s okay. as for the Q, i’ve had dumb dreams.. i just can’t recall them. 
@pcketfulofsunshine - You know, that’s probably a good thing you don’t recall them! I wish I didn’t recall this one.
@Roadlesstaken - your room wasn’t quiet enough? it’s not so bad that like omg feedback feedback but it’s an observation
@Yohkom - My housemate and friends were right outside the door…so not quiet at all haha.
What caught my eyes the most was your shirt. It looks awfully familiar. Did you buy that at Target? I had just bought my brother-in-law one (that looks waaaaaay similar to yours) for his graduation. Lol. Hey, he’s going to be a pastor now. He needs nice shirts to wear! Kakakaka.
Anyways, funny video. I had to LOL and I like your facial expression.
P.S
I have a lot of dumb dreams. I just can’t recall any now. Lol.
@jeezshoua - I actually got it from Banana Republic if you’re talking about the sweater. If you’re talking about the black one that I got from Esprit!
I blame my likeness toward zombies and apocalyptic movies, but I recently had a dream that I was playing the role of Alice in the “Resident Evil” video games and movies. Nearly everyone except for my mom was a zombie, and so I was trying to guide her through the hectic situation and get out alive.
It was crazy. I saw nearly everyone I knew in zombie form in this particular dream. Scary, but awesome
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In the midst of the fear and awesomeness, it was still dumb. I especially felt dumb when I told my mom.
I’m on my phone and I can’t watch the video. Lame.
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I’ve been having nightmares. I like your dreams better LOL. And cute video!
@oOo_itsJuJu - WOW, I want that type of dream! At least it’s exciting!
@HeLLo_Bianca - Find a computer than, stat! Btw, any news yet if your friends will be traveling with you or if it will just be you coming down?
@Sunrise_Hope_Joy - Thanks! Weird, it seems like a lot of people responding are having nightmares lately. Hmm….
@Roadlesstaken - sure blame it on the roommate & friends excuse lol
@Southeast_Beauty - I guess it depends on ur preference. I know girls that don’t seem to be bothered by slimey smelly dudes.
i enjoy reading through your xanga. you seem very interesting!
probably why i subscribed. i just hardly ever have time to actually go through people sites and read, but i sure am glad i went to yours.
anyways.
the dumbest dream i’ve ever had happened 4 weeks ago.
i kid you not, all I was doing was drowning.
for 6 hours.
i woke up so pissed, lol.
you two look yummily cute together!
Watcha doing? Let’s boogy.
I wish I remembered my dreams!
You’re a lefty! Cool!
I dream quite a lot, and usually remember. The dumbest dream I had also took place in my old high school. I had to go to the bathroom, and I didn’t want to use the school bathroom because it was so disgusting. When I woke up, the first thing I had to do was use the bathroom.
Jahhahaha it was funny
I laughed about your expression from 0:41 until 0:50. Don’t ask me why.
My dumbest dream recently was my youngest lecturer came to my house to see my parents and said that he wanted to propose me. LMAO XD
Nooooooooooooo!!!
I’ll take your dream and raise you a whole new stress level. Try thinking you signed up for a bunch of classes at the beginning of semester. You decide you don’t need to go to one of them because you think you don’t need to attend lecture/you might drop it later on. But you get so caught up with the other classes you completely forgot about it. It’s the end of the semester and there’s a final for that class that will determine whether you get a C or F. Bleh. Waking up to that. That sucked.
@Roadlesstaken - Well unlike you and Chris (VBSD), I can’t remember my dreams that well. haha… But I think you guys were playing around on a street…not sure why but you both seem happy.
@surf_xx_turf - I would be mad about that dream too. Thanks for the compliment! Hope to keep on seeing you around.
@morningmoka - yummily? Haha I think that’s the first time I’ve seen that adverb being used!
@sonychak - Your turn will be next, don’t worry
@mizz_chan - You don’t, not even sometimes?
@pax_intus - Why that I am! Hey, at least you didn’t accidentally pee yourself while dreaming haha. My friend did that before while dreaming about the bathroom
@fabolousclown - Overacting FTW!
@bengozen - I actually think I have experienced that dream last year! Must be a 1st year graduate student type of deal haha
The flower next to your bed is a stargazer lily right? That’s my favorite!!! And in terms of dumb dreams…. Idk really. But I did just wake up (it’s 12 in the afternoon I know but I’m on break so I’m allowed to wake up late) and I had a dream I moved to Italy!!! Oh how I wish =(
@UnopenedSuitcases - I’ll just take your word on it haha. I have no idea what that flower is.
Cute,…real cute. Haha…didn’t you try to fall back to sleep? ;p
As for my weirdest dream, I was being chased by a pack of mutated dog/cat but I have no clue why and when I tried to kick them, I woke myself up cuz I kicked my wall and bruised my toe!
@Roadlesstaken - Well, dude, go to Target! Target has the same exact one. Good quality and cheaper! Lol.
Just wanna share to looooove. Kakakaka… Have a Merry Christmas!
Haha, I liked this. =)
Once I had a weird dream that Eminem was trying to break into my house.
Fantastic production value on your videos! classy cuts, transitions etc….and movie star good looks…(not you obviously hehe j/k)
I’ll have to think a bit and try to remember any dumb dreams though….
@Utoppia@datingish - That’s quite the rude awakening haha
@jeezshoua - Haha, thanks for the tip!
@The_Girl_In_The_Other_Room - Did you stop him?
@BFB1131 - Why thank you. I suppose she’s ALMOST as good looking as me haha
Once I dreamed I was surfing the internet.
Dumbest. Dream. Ever.
@mycontinuity - You know when you’re online too much when…
I used to have a repetitive dream about me watching a merry-go-round in the distance. It was actually a very creepy dream. It was always dark and eerie with the classical out of tune music playing in the background.
@TwinkleSprinkles - Do you have any idea why you keep dreaming about that? I tend to have a repetitive dream where I’m working at my parent’s old Chinese restaurant, which I did but I’m unsure why I keep dreaming about it.
You’re a funny guy, Alex. As for the answer to your question, I so rarely dream (or, at least, so rarely remember my dreams) that I don’t have one to share. Sad, isn’t it? At least I’m not dreaming of science projects.
I’ve been out of school 25 years and I still have dereams that I’ve forgotten to do an assignment… My dad says he has the same dreams too… he has been out of college 50 years now… HA! See what you have to look forward to? I hope no actual smelly people were used in th emaking of this post.
My recent dumb dream.(last night) My wife and I were outdoors under a rose trelless getting married (we’ve been married 20 years) and the priest said he wouldn’t marry us because my wife wasn’t a Catholic. I told him, “Well that’s OK because I’m not a Catholic either.” And so he married us..
@Roadlesstaken - I don’t know. The only thing I can think of is getting out of a repetitive cycle. It was as if I was doomed if I stayed in it. Merry Christmas!
@Aloysius_son - So I should expect school-related dreams for many more years to come?? Grrrreat haha
@christao408 - It’s usually good to remember my dreams. Trust me, they tend to be more fun and interesting than the dream I described here!
Happy holidays!
lmao… I cant think of a dumb/weird dream that I’ve had… but my cousin had this dream once of me and this korean boy from my chem class last year wearing matching brown polka dot bikinis walking down the beach together…. I thought it was really awkward since every time saw him in class I thought of my cousins weird dream… :O
hahaha. if only our dreams were like inception, where we could control them and build and choose different things :]
btw the bubble tea I had was fruit and black tea. No creamy stuff.
I’m not ready for that explosion of flavor haha.
@Roadlesstaken - Once in a while … but only fragments. I used to remember my dreams so vividly as a child … not sure what happened!!
@Mizlilaznduckie - Did you ever tell that boy about the dream?
@indiechaos - I’ve had dreams where it was like inception, where I was lucid enough to change my surroundings. Only done it about 2 times though. It’s hard to make yourself realize you’re dreaming while you’re dreaming!
LOL, i cant believe you actually started thinking about the project after too XD !!
@ordinary_gir1 - Never happened to you?
God I have those dreams all the time about not doing something for school like homework or a project, and I do the same thing and wake up actually thinking I do and I start to panic and get a horrible feeling until I realize I’m done school and don’t have it anymore haha! I get the teeth falling out dreams too, it freaks me out like crazy. I tend to have alot of dreams pertaining killer whales too…no clue lol. I try to keep a dream journal, it’s very interesting to go back and read!
I make it a point to immediately forget dumb dreams.
@Drugsy - I heard keeping a dream journal can help you lucid dream. Have you ever done that?
@tenshii_rage - I should make that a point too.
@Roadlesstaken - the destruction of the dream!!!! the mr. charles bit :]
@Roadlesstaken - I’ve had it happen a few times, I don’t know if it has anything to do with keeping the journal though. I have the one too where I’m in my bed and my room is exactly the same and I’m trying to get up out of bed and wake up, I think this is when I’m actually trying to wake up out of a deep sleep. As hard as I try I can’t get out of bed or open my eyes much, it’s like I’m really drunk and keep falling back into my bed and things are spinning. I keep trying until all of a sudden I’ll wake up for real and just be laying in my bed. It’s a weird feeling. Also I think because this was the last thing I wrote last night I dreamed that you moved into the bedroom in my house, even though we don’t have an empty one haha!!!
I can’t say I ever had a dumb dream. I have had strange dreams and even ones that came true.
@mindfulreflections - Dreams that have come true? Like deja vu?
@Roadlesstaken - No, deja vu occurs when you are awake and lucid, and you find an occurrence that seems familiar. I’m talking about dreaming while you are asleep about something happening that hasn’t happened yet.
your defaults are hilarious.
@rxglasshalffull - What’s so funny? I’m just showing my spirit!
I’ll reserve a room at The Hotel Careyfornia for you come Oscar weekend!
@CareyGLY - Haha I think that’s a bit reaching, but I appreciate it!
um, had it really been her, you’d have lived with it. psh.
@TheBigShowAtUD - Hmm now, what makes you say that?
or… maybe that’s what iiii was thinking.
question… is she tall? She looks tall in the video
I had a dumb dream this morning. I dreamt that I msged a friend to tell her I was going to be late for our breakfast together and wouldn’t make it until 10 because I was so tired. Then I woke up to a msg from her saying that she was going to be late and couldn’t make breakfast until 9:30.
And of course, that was 7:30AM and I couldn’t fall back asleep later. >>
@AzureRecollections - She would be considered tall, yes. I’m slightly taller.
Bit late but I just had a dream where i was on a balcony dancing with a cat……yep….
I think it was somekind of tango or waltz not sure but it was weird….thought i should tell someone…though it maybe should have been a psychiatrist…
@BFB1131 - Oh I wouldn’t be too worried about it. Now, if you were dreaming that over and over again that’s a different story.
“What the freak!” Too funny.
My most recent, and oddest dream was about buying ostrich eggs. The man cracked open a pretty large ostrich egg, and told me if I bought a few ostrich eggs from him, he would give me a baby ostrich when I returned. Lol
@Dreaming_of_Fireworks - Ah, that just happened to me recently! j/k
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