August 21, 2007

• Wow.  funny how in a few days time my outlook on things can change so dramatically (definitely a good thing )

  Anyways, here’s my schedule for this semester (yup, no Friday classes!)

               MONDAY       TUESDAY     WEDNESDAY      THURSDAY
  
  Let me know if you are in any of my classes

  Just for fun (from Radar Online):
  
  Top reasons why you’re still single (more at link)
  -Call Grey’s Anatomy simply “Grey’s”
  -Call sex “the squishy squish”
  -Hug amusement park mascots
  -Have only one pickup line: “Why the long face?”
  -Posed shirtless for your MySpace page
  -Begin stories with, “I’m not a stalker, but …”
  -Call October “Rocktober”
  -Are the president of a fan club
  -Refuse to remove your Bluetooth earpiece during sex
  -Have ever said: “That’s sooo Sagittarius”
  -Have a five o’clock shadow, on your ass
  -Cry when you listen to Belle and Sebastian, then, still tearful, blog about it
  -Have more than zero stuffed animals on
  your bed
  -Own a 60-inch flat-screen plasma television but sleep on a broken futon
  -Have taken more than one cell phone picture of your genitals
  -Use the word “scrumptious”
  -Take advantage of the eight-at-a-time
  Netflix option
  -Have a bedside stack of Sudoku books
  -Consider riddles a great way to break the ice
  -Get visibly angry during Apple vs. PC debates
  -Are known among your girlfriends as “Heavy Flow”
  -Own all the Matrix novelizations
  
  50 things you should never say
  -This is my favorite Creed song.
  -Did you not check my away message?
  -I respect the jury’s verdict. But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby’s sentence that required him to spend thirty months in prison.
  -Hold on, I’m getting paged.
  -Off the hook (also: hizook).
  -Bros before hos.
  -Go_______. It’s your birthday!
  -I actually make my own granola.
  -Smell ya’ later.
  -I’d love to, but Extreme Makeover: Home Edition is on.
  -Yup. @AOL.com.
  -Homey don’t play that.
  -But she’s only a cousin through marriage.
  -I’ve always been a deodorant optional kinda guy.

  • 10:26 am
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