September 26, 2004

• So stupid it’s funny…got it off of imdb Fight Club board:

  The first rule of wank club is…you do not talk about wank club.

  Second rule of wank club is…you do NOT TALK ABOUT WANK CLUB.

  Third rule…someone yells ‘stop’, goes limp…the wank is over.

  Fourth rule…only two men to a wank.

  Fifth rule…one wank at a time fellas.

  Sixth rule…no shirt, no shoes.

  Seventh rule…wanks will go on as long as they have to.

  And the eighth and final rule…

  If This Is Your First Time at Wank Club……….You Have to Wank.

  • 10:14 pm
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