January 12, 2011

  • An Unexpected Forehead Hickey

    Well, I certainly did not predict I would be using a title with the words “forehead” and “hickey” next to each other, but that’s pretty much the most accurate way to describe what happened to swtaznxtc90 when she visited me the other day.

    Long story short, she was playing with my little plunger thingy so much that it left a nasty big splotch right in the middle of her forehead.

    Hmm, that didn’t sound right.  Let me clarify.

    I own this little plunger:


    The chapstick is for size comparision (Burt’s Bees is amazing btw)

    It was a gift from my little brother.  It is actually a novelty stand for my iPhone for when I want to watch something without needing to hold it up myself.  This is how it’s suppose to be used:


    Nifty huh?

    And this is how swtaznxtc90 used it:


    Almost looks like an ugly pimple.

    I guess she was trying to be cute or something.  Anyway, she left it on her forehead for about an hour before she finally remembered it was there and took it off.  It was then that I made a gigantic gasp as I saw the consequences of her actions.  This was what I saw:



    All together now.  EWWWW!!!!!

    When we were both done rolling on the floor laughing at what she idiotically did, she suddenly became very anxious.  Apparently, she had to attend a dinner with her mom and friend in about an hour!  How was she going to explain this to them?

    So, I looked up ways to get rid of a forehead hickey (which, funny enough, had a few Google hits) and it gave pretty much the same advice for getting rid of regular hickey.  After all was said and done, the forehead hickey was still there.  She would end up eating dinner with that mark on full display (which she probably deserved).

    Here’s a picture of her using a cold spoon to massage out the mark and a picture of her with the spoon tied down on her head with her scarf:


    Meanwhile, I’m still rolling on the floor laughing

    Just for giggles, here’s a quick video I took of her trying to explain herself (I forgot to hold my iPhone sideways for this, but it still works):

    You might be wondering what became of her forehead hickey and how her mom reacted.  From what I heard the next day, her mom got mad and told her not to leave the house looking like that (good call).  The mark was still there, but now looked more like a baby had kicked her and left a peanut/foot shaped imprint.  She ended up putting a ton of concealer on it, but the shameful mark is still visible.

    I hope everybody will learn from her poor decision.  Do not stick and leave tiny plungers on your forehead!  What do you have to say about all this, David Caruso?

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    On a different topic, Cakalusa, FlipGuy31O, and I will be visiting Houston, Texas this weekend from the 14th-17th.  I probably will not be able to blog for at least a week, but I’ll still be pulsing.

    TheTheologiansCafe is setting up a small Xanga meet up at the Dave & Busters in the Mar*E Entertainment Center.  We will be meeting this Saturday, January 15th, at 6pm.  If you happen to be around and want to come by please let him or me know!

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