February 13, 2006
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Sorry I couldn’t come by to the Date Auction tonight! I was too hungry heh. Hope it went well…tell me about it for those who went (give me details
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For those of you who do get dates tonight, you can take them to this free event tomorrow! They are showing Love Actually, for free, and there will be a chocolate buffet! MmmmMmmm….It starts at 7pm up in the Skylight Room. If that isn’t enough incentive know that Raquel and I will be up there. Cya there!
O, i should be around the gameroom a lot more this week; not as busy. I need to play some pool!
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Let celebrate this joyous holiday:
Steak and Blowjob Day
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Steak and Blowjob Day is a humorous parody holiday created by radio disc jockey Tom Birdsey in 2002, as a male version of Valentine’s day. The day is supposed to be celebrated by women giving “their man” a high quality steak and performing oral sex on him. The day is marked as happening on March 14, a month after Valentine’s day. The holiday was created with some promotional intent by the radio station 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island.
Birdsey’s official webpage for the holiday contains links to recipes
for steak and oral sex techniques, as well as selling merchandise and
offering to send cards with messages such as “March 14th is a day for
you/Meat on your plate/And in my mouth too.”The idea has spread beyond Rhode Island to Internet culture,
although the date has varied. The date was initially set to March 20th,
but in 2003 and subsequent years it was relocated to March 14th, one
month after Valentine’s Day.The original message written by Birdsey (and first circulated on the Internet in February 2002) states:
- “Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering
her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one
special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you
really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I’ll let you in on
a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much. Sure seeing
that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that
smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another
secret; guys feel left out. That’s right, there’s no special holiday
for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
- “Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now
officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self
explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a
day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all,
just a steak and a BJ. That’s it. Finally, this twin pair of
Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of
love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
memorable March 14th. It’s like a perpetual love machine!
- “The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea,
it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word,
and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course,
steak and bjs.”
- “Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the
Comments (5)
Yeah…sux -_- O, crap…were u in the Gameroom earlier today to hand out forms to join the Tennis Club?
O, I didn’t see u. I got there at 12:30 -_- I need a form, plz
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hahaha, blowjobs and steaks are a way to please a man huh?? hahaha, and oh as for the date auction, everyones broke at the moment. soo, it’s up to u to feed us all!!!^.^
hahaha.. that’s fun
guys *rolls eyes* lol happy v’s day!