April 24, 2005

• Woops, slept in kinda late .  Just woke up now and i guess im not quite sure what to do just yet…eatting definitely!  so hungry…

  WEll yesterday was a blast.  The Dane Cook show Tourgasm rocked
  the house last night!  took them freakin forever to get started
  tho.  it was suppose to start at 8 but it didnt start til after 9.

  It was worth the wait tho!  before Dane Cook came out 3 other
  comedians were up first and they were all amazingly hilarious. 
  The first guy was a cross between amelio estavez (From the mightly
  ducks) and ryan seacrest.  He was probably the least funny, but
  the audience loved his last joke about the naked guys who always seem
  to be in the locker room walking around and tellin us how to get rid of
  them (*snap belt* how you like it!). 

  The next guy was this tall ass jew who was on last comic standing 2 and
  3.  I guess he won because he was crazy funny as well.  he
  talked about everything from jewish holidays compared to christian
  holidays and the amazing oreo haha.

  after him was this fat guy who told a whole bunch of fat jokes and
  women hating joke.  His impressions of how relationship are like
  were priceless.

  Finally Dane Cook.  I was afraid that he wouldnt live up to the
  other guys but he blew that thought out of the water.  OMG HE WAS
  SERIOUSLY CRACKIN ME UP!  him and his life lessons for us to
  remember.  “Go to a party, go to the room where everyone put their
  coats in…and shit right on top of them.  When someone goes in
  there and proclaim to the rest of the party about what happen, be that
  guy who steps out of the crowd saying “what???” and swoop!  vanish
  in the mass of confusion.”  Heh, not exactly what he said but I
  got the main idea.  You gotta see this guy in person w/ his crazy
  actions that accompany his jokes. 

  Great great show!

  Anywho this last month of this semester is gonna be crappy. 
  archaeology isnt much of a problem, but the english research paper and
  spanish endless amount of work is gonna be annoying.

  ok gonna go eat

  • 2:04 pm
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