April 8, 2005

• ASIA tonight!  It’s gonna be fun….i hope some of my friends can go.

  This cat is gonna be owned!
  

  Not the way to go:
  

  You know you’re from Maryland if…

  - You think Ray Lewis is god - You can take apart a crab like a surgeon - Your mayor plays guitar in an Irish rock band - Ray Lewis really IS god - You played lacrosse before you played soccer - You know the real Ocean City isn’t in New Jersey - You really really really really really hate the Steelers, the Yankees, Duke and the Colts - You’ve eaten boardwalk fries more times than you can count - Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the stadium windows - Your hot dogs have a picture of the Oriole bird on them - You wonder why 98 Rock is really 97.9 FM - Half of your senior class went to College Park - You think getting creamed by the Yankees every year constitutes a rivalry - The suburbs, the ghetto, a farm, a city and a country club are always within half an hour of you - You think 90% humidity is a “dry” day - You think the Colts’ leaving Baltimore was a crime against humanity - You go to Delaware for furniture shopping - Every college you know of has a nationally-ranked lacrosse team - No one thinks you’re weird if you pronounce Maryland “MUR-lind” - You know how dirty the Chesapeake bay really is - You remember the Washington Wizards’ old name - You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Superbowl and the Terps won the National Championship - Grown men who wear purple are manly - You get off school for three inches of snow - You think Trent Dilfer could’ve been the next Joe Montana - You think Ray Lewis and Jamal Lewis were both innocent - You tell everyone you know to “Fear the Turtle”

  Fake Sin City Posters (from Capnwacky.com):

  

  

  

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